Avril Lavigne Files For Divorce From Whoever Her Husband Was
If your dream was to one day see a Sum 41/ Avril Lavigne supergroup, we've got some miserable news for you. You have crap dreams. Seriously, try and upgrade your ambition a little. Oh, and the other piece of miserable news is that the aforementioned supergroup will never come to pass - following their recent split announcement, Avril Lavigne and
Deryck Whibley have filed for divorce.
Apparently Avril Lavigne cited irreconcilable differences in her divorce papers, but that's just legal talk. We think it means that they had to get divorced because literally nobody on the planet had thought about either of them once in the last two years.
Avril Lavigne & Deryck Whibley Split: Remember Either Of Them?
Are you invested in the lives of people who you once sort of half-liked but now no longer remember at all? You are? Then you might want to sit down. Remember
Avril Lavigne and
Deryck Whibley? Come on, yes you do. They were the king and queen of bad, faux-rebellious teenage music from several years ago. Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley. You remember. She was definitely a punk because sometimes she wore a tie in an ironic way and his name was both stupid and hard to spell. You remember Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley. You do.
Anyway, they've split up.
Possibly Pregnant Avril Lavigne Not Pregnant Says Avril Lavigne
Imagine the glorious baby that would be created if obnoxious pop brat Avril Lavigne ever had a baby with syrup-faced goon Deryck Whibley.
And imagine it hard, because you won't get to see it for a while. Although reports have been fizzing around claiming that Avril Lavigne is expecting her first baby, Avril's reps have dashed everyone's hopes by claiming that none of it is true.
But, hey, at least now that she probably isn't pregnant Avril Lavigne gets to remain the cleverest and most mature person in her family. Unless she has a pet gerbil, of course.