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X Factor Week 8 Review: American Weird Stuff in London

by Sophie Hall

Before we begin, we just want to say one thing. We’re sorry.  No, listen. WE’RE sorry. Remember how you watched The X Factor for 2 and a half hours on Saturday? Well we’re going to tell you about that in quite an unnecessary amount of detail now. And what’s more, you’re going to like it. [...]

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X Factor Week 7 Review, Part 2, 120 Days of Sodom

by Sophie Hall

Right, you lot – no messing about. We know that we all like to have a bit of ‘fun’ every now and then on here, and have a bit of a harmless chuckle at the expense of these poor hard-working musicians, but Sunday’s episode of the X Factor was the most emotionally draining and traumatic [...]

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X Factor Week 7, Part 1 – The One With All The Postmodernism At The Judges Houses

by Sophie Hall

Good weekend, was it? Had some enjoyable sandwich fillings and simulated some erogenous zones, did you? Yeah. Yeah. Us neither. Never mind, because The X Factor was on too, and if that wasn’t amazing enough it was a 2 hour special Judges Houses special as part of a special exclusive double X Factor weekend special. [...]

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X Factor Week 6 Review, Part 2 – THE OTHER BIT OF BOOT CAMP WHICH STILL MEANS THE ABSOLUTE WORLD TO US

by Sophie Hall

Are you prepared to embark on the second half of a VERY BIG DEAL? Yeah? A very very big deal, in the manner of Back to the Future 2, or when they let Leslie Grantham back on television for a while? Alright, fair enough. Nobody had time to prepare for that. This was the second [...]

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X Factor Week 6 Review, Part 1: BOOT CAMP! THIS MEANS EVERYTHING TO US!

by Sophie Hall

God, it’s been an exciting week, hasn’t it? All that meth and all those Curly Wurlys you’ve been eating. Your excitement has literally burnt through your eyes so you can fully necessitate new levels of awesome and amazingness and degenerative myopia. Now to top it all off, it’s Boot Camp on the X Factor. It’s [...]

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X Factor Week 5 Review, Part 2 – It’s The End Of The Auditioning Stages As We Know It

by Sophie Hall

On Sunday, we witnessed what came to be the last programme documenting the audition process of the underrated, revolutionary post-feminist Space Opera series “The X Factor 2011″. Hear that over there? That’s Ewan Mcgregor singing Your Song in a melancholic manner with an umbrella. See that over in the other direction? That’s your inescapable loneliness. But [...]

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X Factor Review Week 5: The Return of the X Factor Double Bill Part 1

by Sophie Hall

Welcome back to another double bill (Yes, ANOTHER DOUBLE BILL. That’s twice the amount of normal, regulated X Factor, twice in a row. Write it out in a graph, if that helps. You may as well. You don’t have any friends anymore, anyway) of The X Factor NEXT GENERATION. As always, we were presented with [...]

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X Factor Review, Week 4: The Deathly Hallows Part 1

by Sophie Hall

So, ITV1 have given all their money away to wife beaters and rapists. This is the new way. As such, this essentially means you have to watch X Factor twice, because they can’t afford to make any new TV programmes. Thank god Kelly Rowland agreed to work overtime due to how much she believes in [...]

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X Factor Week 3 Review: More People Insist On Wearing Denim And Making Loud Noises

by Sophie Hall

It’s week three, and we’re all still clinging on, like a shivering, frostbitten Leonardo Di Caprio desperately grasping hold of Kate Winslet’s plank. It’s kind of nice. We began with a rare montage of previous X Factor successes ‘dominating the charts’. Cher Lloyd, JLS and Olly Murs. Meanwhile, last year’s winner Matt Cardle is co-writing [...]

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X Factor Review, Episode 2: The One Where They All Did The Singing Again

by Sophie Hall

And here we are again. You all look so incredibly tired. So before we begin, let’s really think to ourselves – what do we really WANT from episode 2 of The X Factor 2011? Because so far, nobody has really got what they want, have they? Nobody really voluntarily asks for Kelly Rowland, for example. [...]

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