What's in and what’s out for the cool kids this week.

Folded:

• Eurovision! (the campest Euro-crap pop imaginable. Who else loved it?)
• Luther (his first name?s even John!! Well into so bad it's good territory)
• Ultra Culture screening Trash Humpers (which looks bizarre, but in a good way)
• Arjun Rajyagor (to win! TO WIN!)
• These jeans from 1905 (for goodness sake end all the macrobiotic and baggy. Let's all smoke cigars and wear braces)

Creased:

• Eurovision! (we came last!)
• The EIFF?s late announcing of this year?s line-up (was not helping anyone, guys. Good job they nabbed Toy Story 3)