Simon Cowell is famous for gratuitously insulting the contestants on his TV show, American Idol. That and having a big pair of broobs.
Well look out Simon, because there’s a new insulter in Idoltown. And you’re the target of his laughably pisspoor schoolyard badmouthing.
Having built his television career and bank account on a talent for creatively insulting social misfits and the mentally off-kilter (also, the Welsh), Simon Cowell has had it pretty much his own way. Intimidated by his lowering glare, these poor simpletons could do little but stand mute, caught like rabbits in the searchlight intensity of the man’s teeth. Until this week, when finally one of these saps grew a pair and began flinging insult filth back at Cowell. Only problem: the flinger seemed to have the insult mind age of a four-year-old.
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