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Danes Use ABBA To Scare Away Foreigners

September 27th, 2010 By Randy Figgins

Denmark should be the happiest place on earth, stocked as it is with Carlsberg and bacon. It isn’t. This rather chilly disappointment of a country, famous for being north of Germany and south of Sweden apparently fosters a dark maelstrom of political turmoil and mad racists. And ABBA are pissed off.

While we struggle to decide which we would rather spend an afternoon exposed to – Ebola fever or ABBA – let us explain.

The third largest party in the Danish political landscape is called the Danish People’s Party. Sounds like a fun, nationwide knees up with cake and jelly. It isn’t.

Eurovision 2009: Niels Brinck, Denmark

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

Easter is all finished with, and yet here we are again with more of these Eurovision profiles. They’re never going to stop. Get used to it.

What was the big Eurovision news over Easter? There wasn’t any. Or maybe there was, but we haven’t been bothered to look. Which one is true? You’ll never know. And it’s a secret that we’ve vowed to take to the grave. Oh, alright, it’s the second one. Happy now?

Anyway, here’s the Eurovision 2009 rundown for Niels Brinck from Denmark…

Visual Proof That Denmark Is Weird

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

You don’t need to be told that Denmark is weird – a country capable of producing Sandi Toksvig and Lego is certainly a country that shouldn’t be messed with.

But if you ask us, the new adverts for the Denmark Tourist Board have proved the country’s weirdness for good. California has Arnie and Rob Lowe, New Zealand has those awful British people repeating the word ‘amazing’ again and again to the sound of Forever Young and Denmark has, well, this. Consider us troubled.

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Eurovision Betting Odds: Simon Mathew, Denmark

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

Eurovision betting odds time! Again! We just won’t stop! No, seriously, we’re not going to stop. This is a contractual obligation.

And this year’s Eurovision Song Contest looks set to be the most dangerous ever, now that the Dutch Eurovision entry has said that she doesn’t want her parents to see the show in Belgrade because she fears for their safety. It’s a good point – we don’t want Andy Abraham to go to Belgrade either. Not because it’s dangerous, though, we just don’t want him to embarrass us in front of everybody.

Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Denmark, with help from Paddy Power…