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Wild Things. The movie that was the crown jewel in Denise Richards career. She was at her peak of hotness and we all feel very blessed that she bared her surgically enhanced boobs on film. It’s time to revisit her nudes again.

Denise Richards was one of the hottest girls in the 90s, even though all her movies were really un-watchable. We still sat through them because she was in them.

That’s how much we love her. Thankfully in December 2004, she posed nude for Playboy soon after giving birth. That was a major highlight of our days even though everyone already saw her boobies before.

Charlie Sheen Has Decided To Make His Next Ex Wife A Porn Star

February 17th, 2014 By Megan Leitch

So, Charlie Sheen has decided that going back and forth between hating and sharing a crack pipe with each of his ex wives wasn’t enough drama for him to deal with, so he’s going to wife up his sex-on-film-for-pay girlfriend.

Why is he still allowed to make decisions for himself when he is obviously terrible at them? Has anyone tried to call Adult Protective Services yet? Sheen needs himself a Daddy Spears to take over and run his life before he makes any more children that will one day single-handedly support the livelihoods of an entire group of psychiatrists.

Somebody Married Charlie Sheen Again? A Weekend in Review

January 6th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Some days I can’t help but wake up and think: What the fuck is wrong with the world? Today was one of those days, because today I found out that, once again, someone has decided it’s a good idea to marry Charlie Sheen. And SURPRISE! It’s a porn star.

Oh no, wait! Maybe he didn’t, he was just joking! You see, Charlie Sheen went to Iceland this weekend and posted a picture of him with his porn star girlfriend, Brett Rossi, with the caption that they’d gotten married. He then posted a pic of his new tattoo, where he’d gotten his kids’ and Rossi’s initials on him. But then wait, PRANKS! Not married, he just wanted?an excuse to freak out Denise Richards and make fun of Ashton Kutcher. SO, I think the real story here is: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH CHARLIE SHEEN?!

Charlie Sheen Is Back To Hating His Other Ex Wife

December 17th, 2013 By Megan Leitch

Oh snap, I think someone is drinking dragon’s blood again.? Charlie Sheen is back to writing creepy ass poems and posting menacing pictures on his Twitter account.? Shocking enough, these weren’t aimed at his crack loving ex wife, Brooke Mueller, or the DCFS.? Instead this time Sheen is pissed off at his second ex wife, Denise Richards.

Way to remind everyone why you have custody of NONE of your children, Charlie.? Shit, even Shoot Em Up Mueller has more of a chance of getting them back than you.? That’s just pathetic.

Charlie Sheen is Out For Blood

November 7th, 2013 By Megan Leitch

Charlie Sheen sort of calmed down the craziness for a while.? No more ranting about “WINNING!” or filling his house with?porn stars or?drinking dragon’s blood.? He quieted down, worked on his new show, spent time with his kids, and continued to sleep with one professional sex star at a time.

But shit’s going down now.? Sheen’s ex wife, Brooke Mueller, has been off the crack for more than 2 minutes so she is apparently fighting for more custody of their twins, and Sheen is not having it.? He’s calling Brooke out publicly for the hot mess that she is, and making weird creepy threats against her and the entire Department of Child and Family Services.

The twins are currently under the custody of Sheen’s other ex, Denise Richards.? Even Sheen knows that the former call girl turned his ex wife is more stable than either kid’s parent, which is just sad as shit.

6 Simple Steps to Break Up With Your Celebrity Girlfriend

September 20th, 2012 By Chris Starr

We’ve all been there. You’re hanging out the back of your super-hot celebrity girlfriend when suddenly you think “I’m not emotionally fulfilled here.” Forget the perfect face, the bounteous lips and the banging set of boobs that don’t come out on celluloid except for a $20 million fee. Dammit, you’re more than a robot, and you have feelings, and this woman doesn’t support your desire to create an animatronic version of Led Zeppelin!

You know what you have to do, don’t you? You’ve got to man up and end that relationship. Sure – you’ll feel bad. But don’t. Because it’s the circle of life. And it moves us all: through despair and hope, through faith and love. ‘Til we find our place on the path unwinding. It’s the circle. The circle of life.

Denise Richards Would Marry Charlie Sheen All Over Again To Stop People Forgetting About Her

August 24th, 2011 By Michael Park

Denise Richards is a bit of a card, isn’t she? She’s been beaten, humiliated, stunned, stalked and shattered by the ongoing revelations about ex-husband Charlie “He’s Actually An Estevez” Sheen but admits that,?despite their nasty break-up and custody battle – she’d marry the tiresome bell-end all over again.

It is thought that Richards has become so terrified of slipping into obscurity that she has actually considered taking on a completely fictional split-personality; just like her ex-husband.

When asked what this second identity might be, a source close to the star merely shrugged his shoulders and asked who she was. He had never heard of her. All the more reason to do get working on Denise Richards 2: Attack of Denise Richards.

Denise Richards Talks About Her Three Boobs And Being Lesbian To Make Teenagers Explode

July 29th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Denise Richards is a woman created by teenage boy’s minds. That’s exactly why Charlie Sheen shacked up with her. And of course, what with Richards being the world’s greatest wit, she has a lot to say about her appearance.

Basically, she’d like to make the arrested developed among you excited by talking about her boobies and the fact she was a lesbian briefly.

Next, she’ll be talking about how much she likes playing video games and having sex with jobless layabouts with bad acne who live off 10p crisps.

Charlie Sheen Gets Lifeline From Denise Richards In Now Boring News Item

April 19th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Remember when Charlie Sheen was fun to write about? Remember that? He had people cowering in cupboards, suitcases of cocaine and had a nervous breakdown before our very eyes. And now? He’s gone from meme to admin. How terribly dull.

Instead of standing on rooftops waving a machete around, he’s involved in a boring tour and tangled up in a load of boring court tape.

And so, to provide some brief distraction, his ex wife has gone into rehab and another ex, actress Denise Richards, has appeared from nowhere to say that she’ll look after Sheen’s children for a bit. Yes. We’re writing about babysitting.

Nikki Sixx And Denise Richards Are Probably Having Disgusting, Messy Relations All Over Each Other

December 17th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Denise Richards, who is famous for being pouty and picking astonishingly awful boyfriends is apparently being all pouty and stepping-out with wildly inappropriate Nikki Sixx. Seeing as Richards used to go out with bug-eyed chandelier bullier Charlie Sheen who is well known for having ‘allergic reactions’ to class A drugs, you’d think she’d be wary of swapping spit with recovering addict Sixx.

Richards’ kids must love it when mummy comes home with one of her new boyfriends, all dead-eyed and puke-stained.

Apparently, Richards and Sixx have been neighbors for a long time, meaning that she actually knows what he’s like and crucially, they both have lots in common with each other. Like a fondness for slow mental erosion and self destructive behaviour.