Bees communicate with each other by dancing – much like a boy and a girl when boozed up in a noisy nightclub. Herring communicate by farting – much like a boy and another boy when boozed up on a sofa watching telly.

Demi Moore takes a different approach to getting her message across: she communicates solely by Twittering. Rumour has it she doesn’t even go to the toilet for number twos any more. She simply Tweets “gggnnnhhhh aargghh oooggghhh ccchhhhaaggghhhh…ah, there we go”, and is instantly relieved of the troublesome brown package.

Well all that Twittering has gotten her into a spot of bother, after some of her followers were a bit rude following her posting of a picture of herself stood next to a giraffe. We’ve all been there.