Articles tagged with: Degree
Some School Offers Post-Graduate Beatles Degree, Calls It Education
Usually when hecklerspray attends job interviews with a resume in-hand, the interviewers ask us things like "That thar piece a paper say you know how to dig graves?" Which it doesn't - and it never has. For years the only thing our resume has had printed on it are the words me, work and good. So far no takers, likely due to the economic climate. Our resume is probably in need of a makeover - once we have our absolutely real degree in advanced Beatles-ology from Liverpool Hope University - that's probably when potential employers will stop pushing us out of things.
Usually when hecklerspray attends job interviews with a resume in-hand, the interviewers ask us things like "That thar piece a paper say you know how to dig graves?" Which it doesn't - and it never has. For years the only thing our resume has had printed on it are the words me, work and good. So far no takers, likely due to the economic climate. Our resume is probably in need of a makeover - once we have our absolutely real degree in advanced Beatles-ology from Liverpool Hope University - that's probably when potential employers will stop pushing us out of things.
Paul McCartney Now A Medically-Qualified Thumby Knobhead Or Something
This is a bit of a secret, so keep it under your hats, but apparently Paul McCartney is quite good at music. That's not because Paul McCartney was one of the principle songwriters in the world's biggest-ever band, mind you. No, it's because Paul McCartney has now been given an honorary Doctor of Music degree from Yale University. Just an honorary one, mind you - Paul McCartney isn't that good at music. Despite the token nature of the doctorate, Paul McCartney's new title means that he now gets to fist-fight Dr Fox to determine who has the most pointlessly hokey medical-sounding title. Careful, Sir Paul - Foxy fights dirty, plus you're really bloody old. The odds aren't looking great.
This is a bit of a secret, so keep it under your hats, but apparently Paul McCartney is quite good at music. That's not because Paul McCartney was one of the principle songwriters in the world's biggest-ever band, mind you. No, it's because Paul McCartney has now been given an honorary Doctor of Music degree from Yale University. Just an honorary one, mind you - Paul McCartney isn't that good at music. Despite the token nature of the doctorate, Paul McCartney's new title means that he now gets to fist-fight Dr Fox to determine who has the most pointlessly hokey medical-sounding title. Careful, Sir Paul - Foxy fights dirty, plus you're really bloody old. The odds aren't looking great.
