Now that guy called Bronco Bama has won against the Mormon who loves big underpants we can finally get back to our regular posting schedule, and bring you what you want: undiluted, salacious gossip about celebrities. And what better way than to present to you the latest contestants in ITV1’s gagathon, I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here!

We were respectable, taking a day-long posting break so that our American friends could vote with impunity, but now we’re getting back to the best of British. Ant and Dec will be narrating the lives of these celebrities, who are rumoured to be going into the jungle.

I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here is a reality television game show series in which 8 to 15 celebrities live together in a jungle environment for a few weeks. They have no luxuries, and compete to be crowned king or queen of the jungle. The first episode aired in 2002 and is now about to start its 12th series in the United Kingdom.