Celebrities leave Dancing With The Stars for many reasons – because they’re injured, because they’re crap dancers.
And then there’s Tom DeLay. Tom DeLay is both. However, on last night’s Dancing With The Stars Tom DeLay was offed by injury, probably right before he could be offed by the fact that he dances like a peculiarly asthmatic sack that’s been filled with a bunch of lethargic kittens.
But Tom DeLay wasn’t the only celebrity to leave Dancing With The Stars last night. Debi Mazar was also eliminated, and once we’ve looked up her name on Wikipedia we’ll tell you exactly who she is.
