Articles tagged with: Debbie Rowe
Michael Jackson: The Doggone Girl (And Boys) Are Katherine Jackson’s
So far the death of Michael Jackson has given a lot to his fans - but what if you're a fan of giant anticlimaxes? Don't worry - Michael Jackson has you covered, too. Because the custody battle over Michael Jackson's kids, which looked certain to be a scrap between Katherine Jackson, Debbie Rowe, the children's biological parents and Diana Flipping Ross, is over. From now on, those kids belong to Katherine Jackson. The children must be thrilled - because nobody's more like Michael Jackson than Katherine Jackson. Apart from a half-melted waxwork figurine of a Munch painting, obviously, but that'd just be impractical.
So far the death of Michael Jackson has given a lot to his fans - but what if you're a fan of giant anticlimaxes? Don't worry - Michael Jackson has you covered, too. Because the custody battle over Michael Jackson's kids, which looked certain to be a scrap between Katherine Jackson, Debbie Rowe, the children's biological parents and Diana Flipping Ross, is over. From now on, those kids belong to Katherine Jackson. The children must be thrilled - because nobody's more like Michael Jackson than Katherine Jackson. Apart from a half-melted waxwork figurine of a Munch painting, obviously, but that'd just be impractical.
Michael Jackson: Debbie Rowe Wants The Kids, Even Though She Doesn’t
If anyone has a spare medal lying around, would they mind posting it to Debbie Rowe? That woman is a hero. Why? Because she's achieved the impossible. Debbie Rowe has taken the already-complex Michael Jackson custody case and made it so astoundingly convoluted that it'd literally take an army of rocket scientists 4,000 years to properly understand it. Although it's widely expected that she'll fight for custody of Michael Jackson's kids, some emails suggest that Debbie Rowe absolutely doesn't want anything to do with them. Still, she's making children feel vulnerable and scared - and that's what Michael Jackson would have wanted.
If anyone has a spare medal lying around, would they mind posting it to Debbie Rowe? That woman is a hero. Why? Because she's achieved the impossible. Debbie Rowe has taken the already-complex Michael Jackson custody case and made it so astoundingly convoluted that it'd literally take an army of rocket scientists 4,000 years to properly understand it. Although it's widely expected that she'll fight for custody of Michael Jackson's kids, some emails suggest that Debbie Rowe absolutely doesn't want anything to do with them. Still, she's making children feel vulnerable and scared - and that's what Michael Jackson would have wanted.
Michael Jackson Custody: Debbie Rowe Decides To Eff Things Up
He's died, had his brain lopped off and been sung at by a 12-year-old, but it's hard to let Michael Jackson go. But we might not need to. In a way, Michael Jackson will live on forever. Not in his music or the way we'll always be reminded of his spirit and generosity whenever we catch sight of a rainbow - that'd be creepy - but in the way that the custody battle over children is never ever going to ever end. Ever. Especially not now that Debbie Rowe has decided to get involved. Seriously, where's Jeremy Kyle when you need him?
He's died, had his brain lopped off and been sung at by a 12-year-old, but it's hard to let Michael Jackson go. But we might not need to. In a way, Michael Jackson will live on forever. Not in his music or the way we'll always be reminded of his spirit and generosity whenever we catch sight of a rainbow - that'd be creepy - but in the way that the custody battle over children is never ever going to ever end. Ever. Especially not now that Debbie Rowe has decided to get involved. Seriously, where's Jeremy Kyle when you need him?
Michael Jackson: The Gloomy, Neverending Custody Battle Starts Here
When Michael Jackson died, it was generally feared that he'd leave an Anna Nicole Smith-style mess in his wake. Luckily that hasn't happened. Michael Jackson lived his life free of Anna Nicole-style controversy, there's been no Anna Nicole-style mystery behind Michael Jackson's death and there won't be an Anna Nicole-style custody battle over Michael Jackson's kids because they're definitely his. We're sure you'll agree that's a giant relief. Wait a minute, Michael Jackson's life was controversial, his death is a mystery and there's likely to be the custody fight of the century over his children? Oh thank God for that.
When Michael Jackson died, it was generally feared that he'd leave an Anna Nicole Smith-style mess in his wake. Luckily that hasn't happened. Michael Jackson lived his life free of Anna Nicole-style controversy, there's been no Anna Nicole-style mystery behind Michael Jackson's death and there won't be an Anna Nicole-style custody battle over Michael Jackson's kids because they're definitely his. We're sure you'll agree that's a giant relief. Wait a minute, Michael Jackson's life was controversial, his death is a mystery and there's likely to be the custody fight of the century over his children? Oh thank God for that.
