10 - Children say the funniest things. Or parents force children to say the funniest things even though the children don’t really understand. Or whatever…
9 - 12 movies that get really crap halfway through - Denofgeek
8 - Never piss on the ice with a rope tied around your leg. If your friends are bastards – Kontraband
7 – Debbie McGee in a bikini. That’s all we’re saying -Holymoly
6 - This week in gross, gigantic kidney stones -Dailymail
Debbie McGee, the wife of Tesco own-brand magician Paul Daniels, has come under fire this week as her now defunct talent agency – cleverly named Debbie McGee Models – was exposed as a big bag of old shit.
One mother, who paid Debbie one hundred and twenty five English pounds to get her daughter Gina modelling work, of which there has subsequently been none, had these words to say:
"When I realised we'd given them £125, I felt stupid."
When you realised? Did Paul hypnotise you, Gina’s mother? The clever bastard! You definitely aren’t stupid. And Debbie lied to you, did she? She told you Gina would be a star within a matter of months, hhmmm? For only £125? Yeah, we would have bought that too. Being a model’s got to be pretty easy when you look like the rejected spawn of John Major and Edwina Currie. The best Gina can expect is to take over from Kerry Katona when her Iceland contract runs out.