This week’s Autobots and Decepticons.
Folded:
- Gentleman Jack (posh Jack Daniels. Wasted on people who drink to get drunk)
- Lily Allen’s Not Fair (video’s great, she looks great)
- How to Lose Friends and Alienate People on DVD (as light as a Quaver, but still 30% funnier than watching nothing at all)
- Money boxes (great for dipping into, especially if they’re not yours)
- Little White Lies (über hip independent movie news)
Creased:
- Death Race on DVD (there’s dumb, there’s retarded and there’s Jason Statham)
- Lily Allen’s Not Fair (sounds like a rubbish version of The Simpsons‘ ‘Cayonero‘)
- Cyclists who don’t use cycle lanes (…deserve to get run over)
- Easter egg mugs (just there to remind you of how fat you are)
- Oil Riggers (from the team that brought you Ice Road Truck…zzzz)
