It’s the X Factor final tonight, and we can’t wait. Stacey Solomon, Olly Murs and Joe McElderry – which of them will snatch glory and be crowned as the new Leon Jackson?

Whoever it is, at least we know that all of the X Factor finalists have big futures ahead of them. Stacey’s set to go down in history as the prettiest Frank Spencer impersonator in history, Joe will be shot and sold by mercenary ivory traders and Olly?

Well, Olly’s already established himself as something of a gameshow maestro. And by ‘maestro’ we mean ‘failure’. Video evidence after the jump. Get used to that crushing feeling of disappointment, Olly. Something tells us it won’t be the last time you experience it…