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Big Brother Rises From The Dead Thanks To Channel 5

April 7th, 2011 By Matthew Laidlow

School children get six weeks off every year from school so they can generally sleep in all day and annoy the neighbours with their awful music. Channel 4 executives used to have it easy in the summer as night time due to Big Brother constantly pestering us all. TV during the summer consisted of nothing more than watching a group of people in a house and trying to work out how to cut an onion without crying. We were doing the same, but to our main arteries.

The first couple of series of Big Brother were pitched as experiments in order to see how people reacted in claustrophobic situations. As later series progressed, we got to see a woman shove a bottle up her love tunnel.

Channel 4 ditched the show in 2010 to inevitably bring back an updated version of Eurotrash. But this loss is a gain for Channel 5 who look set to bring the show back in the summer.

Channel 5 Flogs The Big Brother Dead Horse

February 1st, 2011 By Matthew Laidlow

Once you boil it down, scrape away the gloss and remove the publicity and hype, Big Brother is nothing more than a glamorised version of prison. For a set period of time individuals are locked in to a room that feels like the size of a cupboard and are left to their own devices to entertain themselves before boredom kicks in.

Somehow, we don't think collaborating prisoners with people on a reality show would work.
People who commit murder and other grisly acts are cast in to a secure unit where they can't bother anyone ever again.

Strangely, there are some individuals that want to have this happen to them, all in the name of entertainment. Who can forget the tasteful moment of Kinga shoving a wine bottle up herself? John Logie Baird will have been glad his invention brought that image to millions of viewers. Despite Channel 4 letting go of their sinister summer show, Channel 5 are looking to give it a quick resurrection. Presumably so they can broadcast at least one show where they get over half a million viewers.

Davina McCall Tells Her Children Just How Good Heroin Is

September 20th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

People look at Davina McCall and get irritated by her because she’s squeakily enthusiastic all the time. She’s so bloody clean-cut isn’t she? Right? Wrong. Fact is, before Davina appear on our TV sets, she was something of a mental.

That’s right. She went out with Eric Clapton and between them, they took enough drugs to get the whole of the Outer Hebrides mashed for a month.

Now and again, her drugs past rears its ugly, pus-filled head which has left the former Big Brother presenter nervously chuckling at her children and wondering what to tell them.

And so the time came to sit down and have a chat.

New This Morning Host: Davina McCall?

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

We’ve finally reached the end of our interminable search to find Fern Britton’s replacement on This Morning.

What does that mean? It means that in a few weeks’ time, one of the contenders who we’ve profiled will definitely become the new host of This Morning. Unless someone else does. Or Philip Schofield decides to go it alone. Or the entire ITV building topples over and falls into the river. Either way, it won’t affect your life in the slightest so it doesn’t really matter.

Here, then, is the This Morning rundown for Davina McCall…

Davina McCall Still Not Leaving Big Brother

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

To all intents and purposes, Davina McCall is Big Brother – she’s the friendly face who only has to shout a lot and ask breathtakingly awful exit interview questions.

So if Davina McCall ever left Big Brother, the show would obviously fall to pieces. Well, either that or Alexa Chung would instantly start presenting it and nobody would really notice the difference. One or the other.

Anyway, despite a whirlpool of rumours to the contrary, Davina McCall has publicly stated that this won’t be her last season of Big Brother. Which is good for Davina McCall, but you know what that means? It means that this won’t be the last season of Big Brother, either. In fact, it’ll probably go on forever. If you need us, we’ll be crying and drinking bleach in a corner somewhere.