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WEBTHUMP! Hand On The Thump!

by Michael Park on November 9, 2011 0 Comments

This is the second week of us throwing open the floodgates of the internet to you people. Seen something exciting, interesting, plain weird or even just funny enough to draw a snort of laughter from Christopher Biggins? Well, give Dep Ed Michael a shout and he’ll put them in here and allow people to bask in your browsing glory.

10. Oldie-but-a-goodie this week comes from @sianrosanna. It’s Cake Wrecks.

9. Here’s a good old BBC show by Jonathan Meades in which he goes around Scotland’s football towns. The ones that wouldn’t show up on a Sat Nav.

8. @CheShA knows as well as we do that you all want to see Captain Kirk’s masculine fighting style. Why not learn it yourself?

7. Baseball! Everyone’s heard of it, thanks to Kevin Costner’s awareness-raising film ‘Field Of Dreams’ but what’s it actually all about? Who gives a flying spanner? @_Cabble found this video of the World Series logo flying out of an umpire’s arse. BEAT THAT, CRICKET!

6. You lot really adore kittens, don’t you? Is it their inability to grasp grammar or their cute, fuzzy faces? Who cares. @Janikakakaka sent in some kittens on album covers.

5. In what could be a confession, @jacksonliam sent us this story about a man that wants to spill his filthy man-seed in every Starbucks in New York. That’s 298 Starbucks.

4. @MelReeve told us about badly placed stickers. We can’t help but feel some of these may have been deliberate.

3. Life! Death! Top Tips! We can’t remember who sent us this but it’s bloody great.

2. Our favourite Republican nuthouse Herman Cain has gone on Jimmy Kimmel Live to say he hasn’t been touching women up. He didn’t. Republicans don’t believe it. It makes them horny.

1. A review of Immortals by @JM_Underwood. To be fair, he didn’t send this to us because that would be massively narcissistic and we don’t encourage that kind of nonsense here. We can’t ever show you it though. Because the film is so laughably terrible, John’s review was removed from the site under the terms of the embargo. Here at hecklerspray, we’re not bound by that embargo so we’d like to say, not only is Immortals a terrible film but we demand justice for John’s review.

WEBTHUMP! Thump Up The Volume!

by Michael Park on November 2, 2011 0 Comments

From now on, Webthump will be a collection of the best things that you, yes you, the readers have found on the internet. Exciting stuff!

All you have to do to get your name in lights is tweet the best thing you’ve seen on the internet recently at our scumbag deputy ed Michael (@GreatCollapso). It’s as simple as that.

Let’s get started then, shall we?

10. Ever wondered what Suri Cruise thinks of the world of fashion? Err… well… you can find out here. (Thanks to @sianrosanna)

9. The cast & crew of Doctor Who do I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles) by The Proclaimers. We desperately wanted to hate it but… y’know… (Cheers @zoefell)

8. Yes, that’s right folks, it’s another fucking cat video. In this one, a tiny ickle kitten has a nightmare. D’awwwwww. (Sent in by @Tasty_Face)

7. There’s a face… in a TESTICULAR TUMOUR?! (Uncertain thanks to @_Cabble)

6. Sure, Hallowe’en might be long gone but that doesn’t mean we can’t show you Pumpkin Zombies. (A?i?, @abitof)

5. Here’s a proposal for some kittens in an office or something. The internet fucking loves kittens. (via Some Chump)

4. David Thorne of 27b/6 just won’t stop tormenting poor ol’ Simon. It’s just like Ricky Gervais & Karl Pilkington. Only funny. (Sent in by @OrlaDoherty)

3. Are you a nob’ead? You might not be, it’s not really any of our business. Still, watch this video. (Much obliged, @CheShA)

2. Number two will forever be dedicated to Herman Cain until the day he either dies or takes over the world. The mad bastard has warned people to keep an eye on China- they might be developing nuclear weapons. (Danke schoen @thermoso)

1. Without a doubt, the current best thing on the internet is a spoof twitter account for Shippam’s Paste. Mmmmmmm tasty paste. (Tip of the hat to @RebeccaWho)

David Tennant Has Had Enough Of This Poxy Doctor Who Lark

by Stuart Heritage on October 30, 2008 1 Comment

Over the last few years David Tennant has firmly established himself as the most irritatingly wacky gonk-faced Doctor Who ever.

But all good things have to come to an end at some point, and that’s why David Tennant yesterday confirmed everyone’s worst fears – he’s making four more Doctor Who specials. No, that’s not it. We meant to say that after making his four Doctor Who specials, David Tennant is going to leave Doctor Who.

It was a sad announcement, and it’s left Doctor Who fans profoundly upset. But at the same time, the news has also kickstarted speculation over who’ll become the next Doctor Who. Finding an actor who can encapsulate David Tennant’s bravery, enthusiasm and range of zany facial expressions won’t be too hard, though, and we hear that fictional 1980s cartoon puppy Scrappy Doo is top of everyone’s wishlist.

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Over the last few years David Tennant has firmly established himself as the most irritatingly wacky gonk-faced Doctor Who ever. But all good things have to come to an end at some point, and that's why David Tennant yesterday confirmed everyone's worst fears - he's making four more Doctor Who specials. No, that's not it. We meant to say that after making his four Doctor Who specials, David Tennant is going to leave Doctor Who. It was a sad announcement, and it's left Doctor Who fans profoundly upset. But at the same time, the news has also kickstarted speculation over who'll become the next Doctor Who. Finding an actor who can encapsulate David Tennant's bravery, enthusiasm and range of zany facial expressions won't be too hard, though, and we hear that fictional 1980s cartoon puppy Scrappy Doo is top of everyone's wishlist.

Doctor Who: The Movie, Now With Added Catherine Zeta Jones

by Stuart Heritage on September 11, 2008 4 Comments

Let’s play a game of News Gets Worse. We’ll start – David Tennant is keen to make a Doctor Who movie in the next few years.

That’s not terrible news – David Tennant will get to be in a film, it’ll increase the international visibility of Doctor Who and it’d be a lovely gift for all the British fans who’ve stuck by Doctor Who through thick and thin. But now let’s play News Gets Worse: outgoing Doctor Who showrunner Russell T Davies wants Catherine Zeta Jones to play the Doctor’s assistant in the movie.

Actually, Catherine Zeta Jones in a Doctor Who movie isn’t as bad as it sounds. After all, she already has great chemistry with 900-year-old men… because she’s married to Michael Douglas! And she’d never be frightened of evil creepy wrinkly aliens like Davros… because she’s married to Michael Douglas! Honestly, we’ve got a million of these.

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Let's play a game of News Gets Worse. We'll start - David Tennant is keen to make a Doctor Who movie in the next few years. That's not terrible news - David Tennant will get to be in a film, it'll increase the international visibility of Doctor Who and it'd be a lovely gift for all the British fans who've stuck by Doctor Who through thick and thin. But now let's play News Gets Worse: outgoing Doctor Who showrunner Russell T Davies wants Catherine Zeta Jones to play the Doctor's assistant in the movie. Actually, Catherine Zeta Jones in a Doctor Who movie isn't as bad as it sounds. After all, she already has great chemistry with 900-year-old men... because she's married to Michael Douglas! And she'd never be frightened of evil creepy wrinkly aliens like Davros... because she's married to Michael Douglas! Honestly, we've got a million of these.

Doctor Who Shags His Daughter. His Actual Daughter.

by Stuart Heritage on June 4, 2008 34 Comments

Fact: all women want to sleep with David Tennant, even though it’s quite likely that he keeps pulling his tedious ‘look how zany I am’ faces during intercourse.

And by ‘all women’ we literally mean ‘all women’. All women want to rub offal with David Tennant, even ones he’s related to. Even his own daughter. Even David Tennant’s own daughter wants to have it off with David Tennant.

What? Oh, OK, not David Tennant’s actual daughter, but the girl who plays David Tennant’s daughter on Doctor Who. Apparently Tennant and his 23-year-old Doctor Who co-star Georgia Moffett are secretly doing it. And without the whole incest angle to go on that’s pretty dull. She’s young enough to be his daughter, does that count?

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