Articles tagged with: David Tennant
David Tennant Has Had Enough Of This Poxy Doctor Who Lark
Over the last few years David Tennant has firmly established himself as the most irritatingly wacky gonk-faced Doctor Who ever. But all good things have to come to an end at some point, and that's why David Tennant yesterday confirmed everyone's worst fears - he's making four more Doctor Who specials. No, that's not it. We meant to say that after making his four Doctor Who specials, David Tennant is going to leave Doctor Who. It was a sad announcement, and it's left Doctor Who fans profoundly upset. But at the same time, the news has also kickstarted speculation over who'll become the next Doctor Who. Finding an actor who can encapsulate David Tennant's bravery, enthusiasm and range of zany facial expressions won't be too hard, though, and we hear that fictional 1980s cartoon puppy Scrappy Doo is top of everyone's wishlist.
Over the last few years David Tennant has firmly established himself as the most irritatingly wacky gonk-faced Doctor Who ever. But all good things have to come to an end at some point, and that's why David Tennant yesterday confirmed everyone's worst fears - he's making four more Doctor Who specials. No, that's not it. We meant to say that after making his four Doctor Who specials, David Tennant is going to leave Doctor Who. It was a sad announcement, and it's left Doctor Who fans profoundly upset. But at the same time, the news has also kickstarted speculation over who'll become the next Doctor Who. Finding an actor who can encapsulate David Tennant's bravery, enthusiasm and range of zany facial expressions won't be too hard, though, and we hear that fictional 1980s cartoon puppy Scrappy Doo is top of everyone's wishlist.
Doctor Who: The Movie, Now With Added Catherine Zeta Jones
Let's play a game of News Gets Worse. We'll start - David Tennant is keen to make a Doctor Who movie in the next few years. That's not terrible news - David Tennant will get to be in a film, it'll increase the international visibility of Doctor Who and it'd be a lovely gift for all the British fans who've stuck by Doctor Who through thick and thin. But now let's play News Gets Worse: outgoing Doctor Who showrunner Russell T Davies wants Catherine Zeta Jones to play the Doctor's assistant in the movie. Actually, Catherine Zeta Jones in a Doctor Who movie isn't as bad as it sounds. After all, she already has great chemistry with 900-year-old men... because she's married to Michael Douglas! And she'd never be frightened of evil creepy wrinkly aliens like Davros... because she's married to Michael Douglas! Honestly, we've got a million of these.
Let's play a game of News Gets Worse. We'll start - David Tennant is keen to make a Doctor Who movie in the next few years. That's not terrible news - David Tennant will get to be in a film, it'll increase the international visibility of Doctor Who and it'd be a lovely gift for all the British fans who've stuck by Doctor Who through thick and thin. But now let's play News Gets Worse: outgoing Doctor Who showrunner Russell T Davies wants Catherine Zeta Jones to play the Doctor's assistant in the movie. Actually, Catherine Zeta Jones in a Doctor Who movie isn't as bad as it sounds. After all, she already has great chemistry with 900-year-old men... because she's married to Michael Douglas! And she'd never be frightened of evil creepy wrinkly aliens like Davros... because she's married to Michael Douglas! Honestly, we've got a million of these.
Doctor Who Shags His Daughter. His Actual Daughter.
Fact: all women want to sleep with David Tennant, even though it's quite likely that he keeps pulling his tedious 'look how zany I am' faces during intercourse. And by 'all women' we literally mean 'all women'. All women want to rub offal with David Tennant, even ones he's related to. Even his own daughter. Even David Tennant's own daughter wants to have it off with David Tennant. What? Oh, OK, not David Tennant's actual daughter, but the girl who plays David Tennant's daughter on Doctor Who. Apparently Tennant and his 23-year-old Doctor Who co-star Georgia Moffett are secretly doing it. And without the whole incest angle to go on that's pretty dull. She's young enough to be his daughter, does that count?
Fact: all women want to sleep with David Tennant, even though it's quite likely that he keeps pulling his tedious 'look how zany I am' faces during intercourse. And by 'all women' we literally mean 'all women'. All women want to rub offal with David Tennant, even ones he's related to. Even his own daughter. Even David Tennant's own daughter wants to have it off with David Tennant. What? Oh, OK, not David Tennant's actual daughter, but the girl who plays David Tennant's daughter on Doctor Who. Apparently Tennant and his 23-year-old Doctor Who co-star Georgia Moffett are secretly doing it. And without the whole incest angle to go on that's pretty dull. She's young enough to be his daughter, does that count?
