Articles tagged with: David Spade
David Spade Did It With A Lady Until A Baby Popped Out
It must be the season for unexpected pregnancies. First little Bristol Palin let a cartoon redneck knock her up, and now this - something far far worse. David Spade has become a father. Accidentally. According to reports, David Spade had a brief relationship with a Playboy Playmate called Jillian Grace not so long ago and he accidentally got a baby wedged up there or something and now it's fallen out of her. We're not sure how the whole pregnancy thing works, to be honest. Why's that worse than Bristol Palin's pregnancy? Simple - Bristol Palin can look the world in the eye and tell everyone that the father of her child is a rugged, athletic 18-year-old brute at the peak of his sexual condition. But Jillian Grace? Every time she looks at her new baby it's just going to be a tragic reminder that she let David Spade stick it up her a couple of times once, the poor woman.
It must be the season for unexpected pregnancies. First little Bristol Palin let a cartoon redneck knock her up, and now this - something far far worse. David Spade has become a father. Accidentally. According to reports, David Spade had a brief relationship with a Playboy Playmate called Jillian Grace not so long ago and he accidentally got a baby wedged up there or something and now it's fallen out of her. We're not sure how the whole pregnancy thing works, to be honest. Why's that worse than Bristol Palin's pregnancy? Simple - Bristol Palin can look the world in the eye and tell everyone that the father of her child is a rugged, athletic 18-year-old brute at the peak of his sexual condition. But Jillian Grace? Every time she looks at her new baby it's just going to be a tragic reminder that she let David Spade stick it up her a couple of times once, the poor woman.
