Articles tagged with: David Slade
Twilight 3 Director Really, Really Hates Twilight
Directing a Twilight film is a big job. Are you faithful to the book? Can you make Robert Pattinson look vaguely human? Do you hate Twilight with such a passion that the thought of it alone makes you want to sick up some blood into a nun's eye? If you've answered yes to all of these questions then you're perfectly suited to be a Twilight director. Just look at Twilight 3 director David Slade - before he was hired he wrote on Twitter that he wouldn't watch Twilight drunk, on acid or at gunpoint. Which, we think, means that we're directing Twilight 4.
Directing a Twilight film is a big job. Are you faithful to the book? Can you make Robert Pattinson look vaguely human? Do you hate Twilight with such a passion that the thought of it alone makes you want to sick up some blood into a nun's eye? If you've answered yes to all of these questions then you're perfectly suited to be a Twilight director. Just look at Twilight 3 director David Slade - before he was hired he wrote on Twitter that he wouldn't watch Twilight drunk, on acid or at gunpoint. Which, we think, means that we're directing Twilight 4.
