Jennifer Hudson is still relatively new to this fame thing, so we can forgive her for not knowing all the rules.
Like pregnancy, for example. Jennifer Hudson didn’t inform the media of her pregnancy. That’s fine if you do a J-Lo and swan about for the full pregnancy in a series of increasingly ridiculous outfits. But Jennifer Hudson didn’t do that – she just got pregnant, shut up and then had a baby.
Well two can play at that game. We’re saying nothing about the baby. Apart from this. And the six paragraphs after this. But that’s it, you hear? For today.
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Jennifer Hudson’s a wildcat, isn’t she. For instance, remember that time she got drunk, punched a bear in the face and then skateboarded down the Eiffel Tower?
You don’t? Well, that’s because it never happened. Jennifer Hudson isn’t a wildcat at all. Jennifer Hudson is a bit boring. In fact, it’s impossible to make Jennifer Hudson interesting. Jennifer Hudson wouldn’t even be interesting if she sneezed fireworks and farted mice.
Having said that, Jennifer Hudson has just announced her engagement to David Otunga, who’s apparently a man of some sort. And, let’s be fair, that is interesting, provided that a) you know who David Otunga is, b) you care enough about Jennifer Hudson to invest in her personal life and c) you’re a gormless dumdum of the absolute highest order.
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Jennifer Hudson's a wildcat, isn't she. For instance, remember that time she got drunk, punched a bear in the face and then skateboarded down the Eiffel Tower?
You don't? Well, that's because it never happened. Jennifer Hudson isn't a wildcat at all. Jennifer Hudson is a bit boring. In fact, it's impossible to make Jennifer Hudson interesting. Jennifer Hudson wouldn't even be interesting if she sneezed fireworks and farted mice.
Having said that, Jennifer Hudson has just announced her engagement to David Otunga, who's apparently a man of some sort. And, let's be fair, that is interesting, provided that a) you know who David Otunga is, b) you care enough about Jennifer Hudson to invest in her personal life and c) you're a gormless dumdum of the absolute highest order.
