You should sit down for this, because it’ll shock you to your very core: David Letterman had sex with a woman once.
Tell your friends. You may as well tell your friends, anyway, because it’s not like the information is worth anything now. A couple of days ago you could have got $2 million for possessing the information that David Letterman had sex with a woman once, but not any more. Not after some idiot bungled his extortion plot against Letterman and ended up getting charged with attempted grand larceny.
Still, though – David Letterman had sex with a woman once. Bleurgh.
