Articles tagged with: David Letterman
David Letterman Has Sex With A Woman, Gets Extorted For $2 Million
You should sit down for this, because it'll shock you to your very core: David Letterman had sex with a woman once. Tell your friends. You may as well tell your friends, anyway, because it's not like the information is worth anything now. A couple of days ago you could have got $2 million for possessing the information that David Letterman had sex with a woman once, but not any more. Not after some idiot bungled his extortion plot against Letterman and ended up getting charged with attempted grand larceny. Still, though - David Letterman had sex with a woman once. Bleurgh.
You should sit down for this, because it'll shock you to your very core: David Letterman had sex with a woman once. Tell your friends. You may as well tell your friends, anyway, because it's not like the information is worth anything now. A couple of days ago you could have got $2 million for possessing the information that David Letterman had sex with a woman once, but not any more. Not after some idiot bungled his extortion plot against Letterman and ended up getting charged with attempted grand larceny. Still, though - David Letterman had sex with a woman once. Bleurgh.
David Letterman Vs Sarah Palin & Some Idiots: It’s (Still) On
Wolves, you've just earnt yourselves a respite. Sarah Palin is currently too busy to shoot you from a helicopter with a machinegun. It's all thanks to David Letterman. If you've been following the news, you've probably heard that David Letterman told a moderately funny joke last week, which Sarah Palin took offence to because she thought it was about the statutory rape of her 14-year-old daughter. Which it probably wasn't. And now, somewhat inevitably, it's war. So God help David Letterman when Sarah Palin becomes president. Because if she doesn't get him, one of those flying pigs definitely will.
Wolves, you've just earnt yourselves a respite. Sarah Palin is currently too busy to shoot you from a helicopter with a machinegun. It's all thanks to David Letterman. If you've been following the news, you've probably heard that David Letterman told a moderately funny joke last week, which Sarah Palin took offence to because she thought it was about the statutory rape of her 14-year-old daughter. Which it probably wasn't. And now, somewhat inevitably, it's war. So God help David Letterman when Sarah Palin becomes president. Because if she doesn't get him, one of those flying pigs definitely will.
