This week’s uppers and downers.
Folded:
- Clothes on Film (cool site about clothes in movies. Goodness the editor is handsome)
- Edge of Darkness (Gibbo’s back like it’s 1995)
- David Lean in Close-Up with Jonathan Ross (BBC4, the only reason we pay a licence fee)
- Champagne price drop: pour it on your cereal (by Christmas a bottle of Moët will cost £15, or thereabouts. Possibly)
- Damien Hirst’s return to painting (critics say rubbish, so who cares what we think? It will irritate the hell out of people and that’s good enough for us)
Creased:
- PlayTV (you lose Freeview channels and the crappy PS3 remote can’t adjust volume on your telly. Nice menus though)
- Leona Lewis getting a slap (okay she’s annoying, but if that’s all the justification we need why didn’t someone just bat Lindsay Lohan or Peaches Geldof instead?)
- White Lies by Mr Hudson (this is why the Rusko remix works so well, because the original is downright dull)
- Robbie Williams on X Factor (pop stars singing live always sound cack, but blimey Robbie, it’s not like they put you on the spot)
- Star Wars The Clone Wars: Republic Heroes (far worse than you’ve read. Even worse than the film in fact)
