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American Idol Stripper Takes His Naked Nutsack Elsewhere

March 14th, 2008 By Stuart Heritage

This year's American Idol had a multi-talented star in the making in David Hernandez – not only could he sing, but he could also jiggle his balls in your face for cash.

However, the American public didn't quite see it like that, which is why David Hernandez has been voted out of American Idol already.

Clearly the whole stripper scandal had an effect on David Hernandez's popularity, but his belief in the power of destiny means that he's not letting this disappointing result get him down. "Things happen for a reason," David said. Which is true – it just so happens that the reason in this case is that David Fernandez used to do grubby naked erotic dances for sleazy businessmen. Hey, this destiny thing is a breeze!

American Idol Stripper Allowed To Rock Out With His Cock Out

March 31st, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

On the surface there might not seem to be a lot of difference between appearing on American Idol and waggling your naked penis in a homosexual's face for cash.

But that's where you're wrong, because… oh, actually, no. There really isn't a lot of difference between going on American Idol and the naked penis thing.

In fact, they're so similar that American Idol's head honcho has decided to allow David Hernandez – the American Idol contestant with a murky male stripper past – to stay on the show even though it's patently, patently wrong to do so. Surely American Idol contestants should start the slow depraved slide into humiliating public nudity after they've left the show, not before. Cosmic order like this should not be trifled with.

American Idol Singer May Have Got His Balls Out For Cash

March 4th, 2008 By Stuart Heritage

American Idol has now passed the fun 'laugh at the bad idiots' stage, which means that it's just a slow, power-ballad heavy chug to the final now.

Or it might not be, and it's all thanks to David Hernandez – an American Idol finalist who might very well have been a male stripper for three years.

A Phoenix strip club manager is telling everyone that David Hernandez used to get his nutsack out all the time for three years while working for him. It's a claim that could potentially damage American Idol's reputation, because the last time a male stripper got onto a Simon Cowell show it was Chico from X Factor. And if David Hernandez turns out to be anything like him, well God help us all.