Thanksgiving might traditionally be an American holiday, but we’ve decided that we want a go this year, too. Ready?
We’re thankful that David Hasselhoff isn’t our dad. What’s more, we’re similarly thankful that Pamela Bach isn’t our mother. Because, no matter how bad things get for us, at least we’re not a Hasselhoff daughter. Those girls have probably just had the most traumatic weekend of their lives, which is no mean feat considering all the other crap their parents have put them through.
In a nutshell, this weekend saw David Hasselhoff drink so much vodka that he reportedly had a seizure and spent two days in a hospital’s psych ward, and Pamela Bach was arrested for DUI. We bet Christmas is going to be a hoot.
