David Carradine: Murder Or Masturbation? Masturbation, quite clearly. But that hasn't stopped his family from putting forward the theory that he was killed. By a Kung Fu gang. Think of the most embarrassing moment of your life. Think of it, relive it, be there right now. Bad, huh? Now fast forward a bit and imagine your 72-year old body being found in a Bangkok hotel room closet, naked but for a shoelace tied around your shrivelled old winky. Puts that bachelor's party into perspective, doesn't it?

David Carradine: Pretty Much The Exact Opposite Of A Natural Death There was no doubting David Carradine's pedigree. He was an iconic actor. He had an iconic personality. People loved him. So, following his death yesterday, which of these things will David Carradine most likely be remembered for? Sadly, it looks like it won't be any of them. Not the way he almost single-handedly brought kung-fu to a western audience. Not his electrifying presence on stage and screen. Not his phenomenal charisma. No, it looks as if David Carradine will be remembered for the being the old man who tied a shoelace around his willy and wanked himself to death. Bummer.