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Report: That Thing That Killed David Carradine Probably Killed Him
If Michael Jackson meets David Carradine in heaven - as unlikely as that'd be - he should expect a great big hug. Why? Because thanks to Michael Jackson's death, the world has forgotten about David Carradine and how he died in a Bangkok hotel cupboard wearing a lady's wig, a set of fishnet stockings and a shoelace that was somehow tied and his neck and penis at the same time. So that's good. But David Carradine is back in the news again - a private pathologist has stated that he probably died of asphyxia. Funny, we had money on the cause being embarrassment.
If Michael Jackson meets David Carradine in heaven - as unlikely as that'd be - he should expect a great big hug. Why? Because thanks to Michael Jackson's death, the world has forgotten about David Carradine and how he died in a Bangkok hotel cupboard wearing a lady's wig, a set of fishnet stockings and a shoelace that was somehow tied and his neck and penis at the same time. So that's good. But David Carradine is back in the news again - a private pathologist has stated that he probably died of asphyxia. Funny, we had money on the cause being embarrassment.
David Carradine: Murder Or Masturbation?
Masturbation, quite clearly. But that hasn't stopped his family from putting forward the theory that he was killed. By a Kung Fu gang. Think of the most embarrassing moment of your life. Think of it, relive it, be there right now. Bad, huh? Now fast forward a bit and imagine your 72-year old body being found in a Bangkok hotel room closet, naked but for a shoelace tied around your shrivelled old winky. Puts that bachelor's party into perspective, doesn't it?
Masturbation, quite clearly. But that hasn't stopped his family from putting forward the theory that he was killed. By a Kung Fu gang. Think of the most embarrassing moment of your life. Think of it, relive it, be there right now. Bad, huh? Now fast forward a bit and imagine your 72-year old body being found in a Bangkok hotel room closet, naked but for a shoelace tied around your shrivelled old winky. Puts that bachelor's party into perspective, doesn't it?
Who Wants To See David Carradine’s Dead Naked Body? Nobody?
David Carradine died exactly how he lived. That's presuming, of course, that he lived naked in a cupboard with a shoelace tied around his willy. Anyway, due to the circumstances of David Carradine's death, dignity isn't exactly in ready supply right now. It's difficult to reflect sensibly on Carradine's extensive body of work while knowing that he probably died during a bizarre wanking accident. Still, though, basic decency tells us that we should respect the dead however they died. Alternatively, if you're a Thai newspaper, you can just print pictures of David Carradine's naked corpse. It's sort of the same.
David Carradine died exactly how he lived. That's presuming, of course, that he lived naked in a cupboard with a shoelace tied around his willy. Anyway, due to the circumstances of David Carradine's death, dignity isn't exactly in ready supply right now. It's difficult to reflect sensibly on Carradine's extensive body of work while knowing that he probably died during a bizarre wanking accident. Still, though, basic decency tells us that we should respect the dead however they died. Alternatively, if you're a Thai newspaper, you can just print pictures of David Carradine's naked corpse. It's sort of the same.
