We don’t know for sure, but we’d imagine that Jesus was a very tall man with abnormally ginger hair and a slight blueish tint to his skin.
Because we’ve looked at it from every angle, and the only explanation we can find for Conan O’Brien getting stalked by a Catholic priest is that the priest figured he was the actual son of God, which must also mean that The Masturbating Bear is John The Apostle or something, but we haven’t really thought it through that far.
Anyway, the important news is that Conan O’Brien’s stalky priest, the Rev. David Ajemian, won’t be going to jail. He has, however, been ordered to stay away from Conan O’Brien for two years, meaning that Conan’s set for quite the hefty backlog of angry threatening letters written in blood come April 2010.
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We don't know for sure, but we'd imagine that Jesus was a very tall man with abnormally ginger hair and a slight blueish tint to his skin.
Because we've looked at it from every angle, and the only explanation we can find for Conan O'Brien getting stalked by a Catholic priest is that the priest figured he was the actual son of God, which must also mean that The Masturbating Bear is John The Apostle or something, but we haven't really thought it through that far.
Anyway, the important news is that Conan O'Brien's stalky priest, the Rev. David Ajemian, won't be going to jail. He has, however, been ordered to stay away from Conan O'Brien for two years, meaning that Conan's set for quite the hefty backlog of angry threatening letters written in blood come April 2010.
We don’t know for sure, but we’d imagine that Jesus was a very tall man with abnormally ginger hair and a slight blueish tint to his skin.
