Articles tagged with: Dating
Every week our inbox is crammed full of press releases. We’re sent anywhere between 100 and 200 on an average day. We also receive emails from readers, from the bizarre to the outstanding, and as such have decided to start and irregular and possible weekly feature whereby we reveal YOUR letters to our 750,000+ unique monthly users. So here’s the first one. We’re thinking that this might be for real, or it might be a television show, or it might be a joke, or worse. But if you fit the category of ‘single male geek’ and want to help a reader out in London then do read on…
Jealousy is a sad, bad thing for everyone involved - and it's especially bad when it involves some of the most incredibly talented A-list performers in the world today. Which means this news isn't as bad as it could have been, because it only involves Megan Fox and Zac Efron. Anyway, these little blighters have done the worst thing imaginable - they've tried to steal some news space away from Michael Jackson by definitely (possibly) getting married (dating), all while the world's favourite singer is preparing for his headline shows at the O2... What do you mean he's dead?! Ah.
Does Paris Hilton even have a MySpace account? Surely she's one of those types that gets their profile banned for being far, far too whorish for the young audience of the site? It would appear Paris has special dispensation, however, as she is reportedly 'dating' - or whatever the kids call it these days - the CEO of MySpace Chris DeWolfe, who has surely given her special privileges for her profile. More photos, space to upload more of her wonderful music (seeing as her pop career is something of a nonstop rollercoaster right now) or something like that, surely. It is shocking that Paris didn't let MTV find her a new boyfriend, mind. What makes the story all the more shocking is that neither Paris nor Chris have updated their profiles to show they are single, with each still involved in a relationship and a marriage (though separated), respectively. Guys - go to your profile, click on edit then change the information accordingly - come on, you shouldn't be leading people astray like this. At least if it were Facebook you could change it to 'It's Complicated', which would suit perfectly.
We had a very close call today. Matthew Laidlow nearly died after crying into his oatmeal so long he actually started to inhale the stuff. It was a slow process really, he knew what the end result would be, and yet he refused to lift his face out of the bowl. It's because he misses Stu so bad. We all do. ...
P Diddy is a very wealthy man. Wealthy enough, in fact, to get us to pose for several embarrassing pictures with 1,000 severed crocodile dongs. We were paying for college, and no crocodiles were completely killed in the process. Leave us alone. May we just say that should we ever run for president those pictures are not us, although the likeness is uncanny. Now about Diddy being super wealthy and all – he’s got money spilling out of unnatural places. You’d think he could get any woman he wants – right? Yet somehow he opted for Cameron Diaz, a woman who looks like an onion. Seriously – picture her there smirking - especially in her new Vegas movie, and then picture an upside down vidalia onion. The shape is exactly the same, hence, Cameron Diaz looks like an onion. This seriously hit us just now. Anyway, Diddy is apparently dating said onion, and we've stumbled across several evidences to prove it.
All anyone wants for Jennifer Aniston is happiness - a quiet, private happiness that makes her so happy she stops making films. And, fingers crossed, she might have just stumbled onto it. It's been reported that Jennifer Aniston may have found love with squidge-faced bluesman John Mayer after the pair of them were both seen eating in a restaurant with 'their heads close together.' Sounds like love to us. If it's true it's nice to see that Jennifer Aniston has successfully moved on from Brad Pitt once and for all, and has learnt her lesson about getting into relationships with tedious-looking prettyboys by getting into a relationship with a... oh. Never mind.
Since Naomi Campbell became legal back on 22nd May 1986, she has opened her legs at pelvis-breaking speed to welcome any new black icon that has emerged onto the scene - Mike Tyson, Usher, Damon Dash, P Diddy and that bloke from U2 are among a legion of others who were all more that happy to acquiesce to her chuff-based request.
But modern day hero Lewis Hamilton, the prodigal driving boy with the kindest face in the world, has shown his maturity again by refusing to park up inside Naomi's cordial car park.
The 22-year-old F1 star, who has been seen with the 37-year-old supermodel on several occasions in recent months, insists the age gap is too big for them to have a relationship.
It's important - in the complex world of dating and relationships - to find someone that you have a lot in common with.
Whether it's romantic walks by the sea, an appreciation of fine wine and foreign cinema, or a big empty space where that brain thing should be (apparently how Peter Andre and Jordan discovered their mutual attraction) it's all about connection. When you find someone who likes the same stuff as you - boy, can those sparks fly.
What if your tastes are a little more specialist, though? What if your favourite thing in the whole wide world is a never-ending television series in which the crew of a spaceship fly around the universe, meet a load of aliens who all happen to speak English with American accents, and then learn some sort of arbitrary lesson five minutes before the end of each episode? What if your first true love is Star Trek?
Then you need Trek Passions in your life.
