10 - Our very first thought of 2009: “Jesus, fireworks are rubbish” Try and sit through all of this. Bet you can’t…

9 - Apparently there are shipwrecks on Google Maps. Someone find us one – Informationweek

8 – Bob Dylan is a weirdo – Bite-Dose

7 - 10 things not to say to porn star – Asylum

6 - Look, here’s a freakishly obedient dog – I Am Bored

5 - We love you, Little Jean Claude Van-Damme – Totallycrap

4 – Something new to be terrified about this year: third-hand smoke – NYT

3 - 30 brilliant opening titles to movies – Smashingmagazine

2 - This just in: Darwin Award won by an idiot - Metro

1 - This really exists: the fart silencer - Weirdasianews