Heidi Montag is furious. Admittedly you can’t see that, because surgery has rendered her face immobile.
But she is. She’s absolutely livid. And it’s all thanks to her no-good mother. Heidi Montag yesterday called the police because her mother Darlene Egelhoff committed the most heinous sin that a parent can ever commit. That’s right – she went to visit Heidi Montag unannounced, the gigantic bitch. For those unaccustomed to the nuances of the legal system, a mother visiting a daughter unannounced is a crime punishable by… oh, nothing. Turns out it’s not actually a crime.
To be fair to Darlene Egelhoff, she’s got a cracker of a defence case if this ever goes to court. After all, Heidi Montag doesn’t really look anything like Heidi Montag any more, so it’d be quite easy for Darlene to say that she thought she was simply visiting her local cut-price latex sex doll or something.
