Articles tagged with: Dark
So Lindsay Lohan's career is deeper in the pooper than ever, but it doesn't matter - after all, family is what's most important. And that's why Lindsay Lohan's father Michael has chosen now to do the most charming, heartwarming thing he's probably ever done - he's finally decided to take back his comments about Lindsay Lohan's girlfriend Sam Ronson being "dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity." What an incredible show of compassion! From now on, Michael Lohan will no longer use the words 'dark', 'hideous', or 'disgusting' in association with Sam Ronson for fear of offending Lindsay Lohan. Fortunately, that does still leave him with the adjectives 'abominable', 'appalling', 'detestable', 'loathsome', 'repugnant', 'revolting', 'sickening' and 'unsightly', so look out for any or all of those bad boys in the next few weeks.
It's been a scandalous old year for broadcast media, hasn't it?
There was the huge phone-in competition furore, which suggested to shocking effect that - gasp - people in television may not tell the truth on a regular basis, and that the rigid integrity of naming a Blue Peter cat or trying to win a pikey holiday on GMTV may be called into question.
Bigger than that, though, was the Celebrity Big Brother racism row, during which Volkswagen-with-lipstick Jade Goody got into all sorts of trouble because of her constant hassling of fellow contestant Shilpa Shetty. Mind you, it's not as if such ignorant views seemed particularly surprising when they spewed out of Jade's mouth - she is, after all, a cretin of almost biblical proportions whose sole brain cell is mostly occupied by deciding which brand of lard to inject next.
It's not as if some nice, middle-class, well-educated BBC presenter was spouting such drivel.
Until now.
