Half and half.
Folded:
- Fast and Furious (this’ll be so bad it’s good, surely?)
- Lucy Porter (a fit girl who’s funny? Thank Christ for Lucy)
- Dev Patel (from Skins to Slumdog, the boy’s doing good)
- The Mexican rat dog and other tales (sensible take on the ‘snake measures girl to eat her’ story)
- Snow chaos (takes three hours to get anywhere, so just don’t go)
Creased:
- Danny Wallace (just starting to get on the old nerves a bit)
- People who think it’s funny to try on your glasses (woo, I’m partially sighted, what a laugh!)
- Upcoming Ghostbusters video game (something about a weapon that ‘freezes ghosts so you can smash them’ makes us worry)
- Sherlock Holmes, you tart (as does this…)
- DVD rental sites (they never post the one you really want in your list. Never)
