The Jonas Brother That Nobody Likes Gets Engaged The Jonas Brothers are so adorable, aren't they? Which one is your favourite? Nick or Joe? Oh, we can't decide either! What? Kevin Jonas? There's a Kevin Jonas? You mean that weird-looking guy who usually stands behind the other two is a Jonas Brother as well? Wow. We just assumed that he was their manager or their dad or a particularly persistent beggar or something. Anyway, Kevin Jonas has just got engaged. No date has been set, although hopefully it won't happen until Kevin Jonas has finished On Chesil Beach and properly developed his desperately profound fear of physical intimacy.