10 - Here, have a story about bat-centric oral sex – Slantedscience
9 – And now, for anyone who thinks that Nintendo Wiis aren’t creepy enough – Geekologie
8 – The Roots have missed their calling. Hip-hop’s gain is 1970′s MOR deep, deep loss – MyChemicalToilet
7 – What did Kim Kardashian dress up as for Halloween? What? A sort of prostitutey Disney princess? Get out of town – AmyGrindhouse

