Hecklerspray » daniel http://www.hecklerspray.com Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:30:51 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is http://www.hecklerspray.com/creased-or-folded-hecklerspray-tells-you-the-way-it-is-135/200817232.php http://www.hecklerspray.com/creased-or-folded-hecklerspray-tells-you-the-way-it-is-135/200817232.php#comments Fri, 14 Nov 2008 17:00:53 +0000 Chris Laverty http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=17232

You’re hot and you’re cold…

Folded:

  • Daniel from X Factor (vote for this guy to win. It’ll make a mockery of the programme and we can finally have a laugh at the Christmas number one instead of clawing our earlobes off)
  • Ghost Town (Ricky Gervais buries that spazzy dance once and for all)
  • Rick Edwards (very occasionally amusing telly presenter. For T4 that makes him a frickin genius)
  • Transient by Plexus (currently playing on the new Ford Fiesta TV ad. Think Moby without all the wailing naffness. Still ain’t buying a Fiesta though)
  • Alesha Dixon (quite possibly) sampling Mambo No. 5 (a dream to have this back in the charts; Lou Bega could have been the new Elvis)

Creased:

  • Mercenaries 2 (anyone else struggle to get into this game? It feels like a training exercise for the Parallax Corporation)
  • 40 Days till Christmas (…give or take the odd hangover sleep. Just enough time to acquire a taste for Bisodol)
  • Worldwide recession (gone are the days when we could eat out at our local Beefeater every night. Tough times are ahead)
  • Griffin Vs Griffin game (Family Guy used to be funny. Try and remember that)
  • Alesha Dixon singing ‘He does nothing, the boy does nothing’ (what rubbish! Everyone knows girls are far messier than boys. They dump wet towels on the floor and leave minuscule bottles of nail varnish absolutely everywhere)
You're hot and you're cold... Folded: * Daniel from X Factor (vote for this guy to win. It’ll make a mockery of the programme and we can finally have a laugh at the Christmas number one instead of clawing our earlobes off) * Ghost Town (Ricky Gervais buries that spazzy dance once and for all) * Rick Edwards (very occasionally amusing telly presenter. For T4 that makes him a frickin genius) * Transient by Plexus (currently playing on the new Ford Fiesta TV ad. Think Moby without all the wailing naffness. Still ain’t buying a Fiesta though) * Alesha Dixon (quite possibly) sampling Mambo No. 5 (a dream to have this back in the charts; Lou Bega could have been the new Elvis) Creased: * Mercenaries 2 (anyone else struggle to get into this game? It feels like a training exercise for the Parallax Corporation) * 40 Days till Christmas (...give or take the odd hangover sleep. Just enough time to acquire a taste for Bisodol) * Worldwide recession (gone are the days when we could eat out at our local Beefeater every night. Tough times are ahead) * Griffin Vs Griffin game (Family Guy used to be funny. Try and remember that) * Alesha Dixon singing ‘He does nothing, the boy does nothing’ (what rubbish! Everyone knows girls are far messier than boys. They dump wet towels on the floor and leave minuscule bottles of nail varnish absolutely everywhere)
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