We know. We’re heartbroken too. Between them, Daniel Radcliffe and Daniel Radcliffe’s Penis could play anything – disturbing psycho-sexual melodramas, um… OK, actually Daniel Radcliffe and Daniel Radcliffe’s Penis could only play disturbing psycho-sexual melodramas, but what a team they were. Between Daniel Radcliffe’s charisma and Daniel Radcliffe’s Penis’s winning smile, they won audiences over across the world with their production of Equus.
But now, sadly, they’re no more. Daniel Radcliffe has decided to go it alone in an upcoming Broadway musical production of How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying. Daniel Radcliffe’s Penis, on the other hand, is thought to have signed up to be a recurring panellist on a wizard-themed comedy quiz show to be aired at 2am on Wednesday nights on BBC Three.