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10 Actors Who Should Really Play James Bond

October 26th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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Over the years, a lot of hunky dudes have played James Bond. Sometimes it’s campy, sometimes it’s dark, but Bond is always fun and always a badass. The super hunky, Daniel Craig, has been doing a great job playing Bond for the past few years, but I kind of feel like he’s done all that he can with the franchise.

So, if they’re going to keep going with Bond (which of course they will as it’s the franchise that will never die), here are 10 actors who I think could really add some pizazz to the character. Yes, I said “pizazz”, but, to be fair, I recently watched an episode of “Jem and the Holograms” soooo….

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Homewrecker “Other Woman” Sienna Miller Is Also A Cheater

January 30th, 2014 By Megan Leitch

Sienna Miller BraA few years ago, it came out that one of the biggest newspapers in Great Britain, The News of the World, were hacking the phones and emails of different celebrities and politicians.? This is a big no no because of some crap called “privacy” or something.? One celebrity that totally had all his shit exposed was Jude Law and he is currently involved in the trail case against the publication.

Because of all the dirt digging into Law’s life, it has now?come out that his trampy ex fianc?e, Sienna Miller, not only was the other woman in a bunch of relationships, but also stepped out on Law.?? Which another famous actor who had a serious girlfriend at the time, too.? Miller really rocks the? homewrecking queen status.

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Tom Hardy To Make a Billion Panties Drop as James Bond

September 18th, 2013 By Natalia Kemble

tom hardy could be next bondThough Daniel Craig is still alive and well and will continue his double life as 007 in the next two James Bond movies, rumors have been going around this week that Tom Hardy will take over once Craig steps down from the martini throne.

“Tom is right at the top of the wish list. He’s been approached to gauge his interest and he’s keen,” an anonymous source reported. If it’s true, great! I love Tom Hardy. He’s a talented actor with very nice lips. I’m sure he’d do a bang-up job, and I can totally see him doing the whole “Bond… James Bond” thing in his Bane voice. (Do they actually still say that? I’ve only ever seen?Skyfall…)

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James Bond Product Placement is Becoming Crass and Ridiculous

November 1st, 2012 By Chris Starr

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Product placement has become the bane of moviegoers lives. Nowadays you’re never sure if what you’re seeing is the choice of the director, or of the producer or the marketing girl named Joan who’s managed to wangle a deal with Motorola to make sure that the movie star’s mobile phone is provided by the company.

Sadly, that’s how our world is nowadays. We’re supercapitalist in every way, even if it means compromising the quality of movies. And James Bond is no different.

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Daniel Craig’s Shitty Movie Roles Before He Was James Bond

October 25th, 2012 By Chris Starr

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Behind every superstar Hollywood A-lister like Daniel Craig is a long history of embarrassing foot ointment commercials and bit parts in soap operas. We all have to start somewhere, and for practically everyone bar the Harry Potter cast, that somewhere is at the bottom of the heap.

When you first break into the movie industry, it’s very rarely as a main starring role. More often it’s the lifeless corpse being peed on by the main character’s wacky hobo sidekick or something. Even to get to that stage you have to be ‘innocent bystander #17’ in an episode of Midsomer Murders.

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Daniel Craig Probably Won?t Be Inviting The Kardashians Round Anytime Soon

November 30th, 2011 By Matthew Laidlow

Daniel Craig is James Bond. You know that. Everyone knows that. He won’t be remembered for anything other than his James Bondiness and walking out of the sea with his little trunks on. Not a bad CV all told.

Unlike a lot of celebrity types, Daniel Craig doesn't flaunt his fame and attempts to maintain something of an ordinary private life. This is a universe away from the Kardashian family who prefer to tip off the paparazzi about their every movement and whatnot (presumably at least).

It seems the behaviour of the American socialites has got on 007s wick. During an interview with GQ, he picked on Kim, Khloe and Kourtney, for essentially pimping out their lives. He even used rude words to describe the sisters, making him more likeable to us.

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Javier Bardem: Best Bond Villian Ever?

October 13th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

A James Bond film is maked or breaked on the villain that is cast. Get the baddie right and everything else should fall into place. Alas, there’s been a few lousy nemeses in recent years, with Bond dispatching lamos like there’s no tomorrow.

However, that’s all about to change.

That’s because, in the next Bond flick (as yet untitled), we’re going to be treated to Javier Bardem and he’s a real deal bad-ass. Could it be that we’re about to get the best Bond villain ever?

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Top 10 Bond Movie Theme Songs

September 20th, 2012 By Robin Darke

With the news that Adele (her again!) is like, totes, going to write and release the theme for the new Bond film, us handsome devils at hecklerspray are going to take a look at the Top Ten Bond themes.

So get comfy, pour yourself a drink and get ready to agree with every single one of our choices.

Right?

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Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig Get Married Despite Not Knowing Or Speaking To Each Other, Ever

June 27th, 2011 By hecklerspray staff

Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz have got married! Isn’t that adorable? As you know, we’ve been rooting for these guys for pretty much forever. And finally, after what has felt like ‘a very long time’ – the pair secretly got married in New York State last night, with only four very close family members as witnesses. AW GUYS! One slight problem.

SINCE WHEN HAVE RACHEL WEISZ AND DANIEL CRAIG SO MUCH AS LOOKED AT EACH OTHER LET ALONE FALLEN IN LOVE AND HAD ‘ROMANTIC RELATIONS’? (Sex.)

Not even pinnacles of celebrity journalism nosy parkers Daily Mail got wind of an engagement of any sort, although they did mention that ‘they saw Daniel and Rachel holding hands once’. Blush.

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Daniel Craig To Return In New James Bond While Women Fap Themselves Red Raw

January 12th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Oooh! Daniel Craig! Eh girls? Those swimming trunks! Eh girls? Those massive solid gym boobs! Eh girls? Daniel Craig! James Bond! Trunks! Eh girls? If you squint, you can imagine what he looks like naked, ammaright girls?! DANIEL CRAIG! NO TOP ON! OH GOD! I THINK I’M GOING TO CUM JUST TYPING HIS NAME OUT! EH GIIIIRRRLLLS?

And so, the world of women collectively start dribbling down their legs at the news that there’s a good chance that the new James Bond film will star Daniel Craig and he’ll probably take his top off a few times throughout. Of course, the film is likely to be rubbish, so women could simply stare at a picture of Craig on Google Images and be done with it.

As for fans of the film franchise, then this must be the news you knew was coming anyway (no new Bond’s have been talked about, so it barely feels like news, does it?).

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