David Blaine is at a crossroads – after all, how do you top standing on a pole and standing near some ice and sitting around in a box for a while?
Which is why, for his next big trick, David Blaine has decided to stay awake for 13 days.
Trouble is, though, Keith Richards doesn't want David Blaine to do that. Keith Richards, speaking from experience, says that there are unknown dangers involved with staying awake for days, like falling face-first into a JVC speaker and smashing up your nose after nine days. Similarly, Keith Richards has warned David Blaine against climbing up tiny coconut trees that most children would be able to scale safely without falling and snorting the ashes of dead relatives.

