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Dancing On Ice Betting Odds: Linda Lusardi To Win?

by Stuart Heritage

One of the best things about this series of Dancing On Ice is that it looks like each week if going to have a distinct theme. And Sunday’s theme was Songs From Broadway.

Imagine that – ice skating, minor celebrities and bad over-emotive out-of-context theatrical hits. It’s like a perfect storm of awfulness, but has Dancing On Ice peaked too soon? After all, it’ll be hard to top the sight of Aggie Mackenzie miming out the lyrics to I Feel Pretty looking for all the world like she was contemplating suicide. What’ll theme be this week? We don’t know about you, but we’ve got our fingers crossed for the Dancing On Ice Speedhall Raggacore Night.

Who’ll win Dancing On Ice? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds to win for Linda Lusardi and Zaraah Abrahams, with help from Paddy Power…

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Dancing On Ice Betting Odds: Greg Rusedski To Win?

by Stuart Heritage

We’d be lying if we said we missed Dancing On Ice – in fact, we’re convinced that the world is worse whenever Dancing On Ice is on TV – but let’s knuckle down and make the most of it, shall we?

Because for all of Dancing On Ice’s many flaws – like the way that just introducing everyone each week takes 15 minutes and the suspicion that the studio audience would clap along to infanticide if there were enough flashing lights – let’s not forget what it is at heart. And that’s a version of Strictly Come Dancing where everyone ends up massively injured. At least there’s that.

But who’ll win Dancing On Ice? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Greg Rusedski and Tim Vincent, with help from Paddy Power…

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Dancing On Ice Betting Odds: Aggie Out, Who’ll Win?

by Stuart Heritage

Last night, Aggie Mackenzie skated off Dancing On Ice – or at least she would have done if she was actually able to skate, which we’ve seen no proof of yet.

Possibly best known as the woman who tuts at dirt with her friend that looks like an eight-foot-tall transvestite Marge Simpson impersonator, Aggie Mackenzie was finally put out of her misery on last night’s Dancing On Ice. Her routine to I Feel Pretty yesterday was further proof that she should probably stick to pointing at muck. It was uneven, it didn’t actually involve any skating for the most part and – worst of all – Aggie stacked it. As they say, God loves a trier. It’s just a shame that creepy camp bald judge bloke doesn’t.

Who’s going to win Dancing On Ice? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Steve Backley, with help from Paddy Power…

Last night, Aggie Mackenzie skated off Dancing On Ice - or at least she would have done if she was actually able to skate, which we've seen no proof of yet. Possibly best known as the woman who tuts at dirt with her friend that looks like an eight-foot-tall transvestite Marge Simpson impersonator, Aggie Mackenzie was finally put out of her misery on last night's Dancing On Ice. Her routine to I Feel Pretty yesterday was further proof that she should probably stick to pointing at muck. It was uneven, it didn't actually involve any skating for the most part and - worst of all - Aggie stacked it. As they say, God loves a trier. It's just a shame that creepy camp bald judge bloke doesn't. Who's going to win Dancing On Ice? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Steve Backley, with help from Paddy Power...
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Gareth Gates & Samantha Mumba Do Dancing On Ice

by Stuart Heritage

You’d have to be an idiot not to love Dancing On Ice – it’s just like Strictly Come Dancing except that everyone falls over more and there’s a greater chance of someone slashing their throat open with their feet on live TV.

So you’ll be pleased to hear that a new series of Dancing On Ice begins on Sunday – and where there’s a new season of talenty reality shows there’s a list of achingly unfamous personalities queueing up for their appearance fees. This year is no different, and the lucky competitors have just been announced. As usual, no expense has been spared getting the biggest names around, which means from Sunday Dancing On Ice viewers will be able to see the likes of Gareth Gates, Linda Lusardi, Samantha Mumba, one of Hear’Say, someone who used to be on Blue Peter and that girl whose knockers were groped by Prince Harry all skating for survival – and we’ve got some early Dancing On Ice betting odds, too.

Yes, we said Samantha Mumba. No, we didn’t think she was still alive either.

You'd have to be an idiot not to love Dancing On Ice - it's just like Strictly Come Dancing except that everyone falls over more and there's a greater chance of someone slashing their throat open with their feet on live TV. So you'll be pleased to hear that a new series of Dancing On Ice begins on Sunday - and where there's a new season of talenty reality shows there's a list of achingly unfamous personalities queueing up for their appearance fees. This year is no different, and the lucky competitors have just been announced. As usual, no expense has been spared getting the biggest names around, which means from Sunday Dancing On Ice viewers will be able to see the likes of Gareth Gates, Linda Lusardi, Samantha Mumba, one of Hear'Say, someone who used to be on Blue Peter and that girl whose knockers were groped by Prince Harry all skating for survival - and we've got some early Dancing On Ice betting odds, too. Yes, we said Samantha Mumba. No, we didn't think she was still alive either.
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