Articles tagged with: Dancing On Ice
Dancing On Ice: Jessica Taylor & Ray Quinn
If it's Thursday, it means it's our last Dancing On Ice rundown of the week. And we've saved the best for last. By 'best' we obviously mean 'most likely to win'. Because, let's be fair, they're hardly the best examples of people, are they? A woodstained monosyllabic northerner and a boy that looks like a character from a wartime propaganda cartoon? Oh, do come on. But we're getting ahead of ourselves. Ladies and gentlemen, the Dancing On Ice rundown for Jessica Taylor and Ray Quinn...
If it's Thursday, it means it's our last Dancing On Ice rundown of the week. And we've saved the best for last. By 'best' we obviously mean 'most likely to win'. Because, let's be fair, they're hardly the best examples of people, are they? A woodstained monosyllabic northerner and a boy that looks like a character from a wartime propaganda cartoon? Oh, do come on. But we're getting ahead of ourselves. Ladies and gentlemen, the Dancing On Ice rundown for Jessica Taylor and Ray Quinn...
Dancing On Ice: TODD CARTY! Plus Others
Time for another Dancing On Ice rundown. You can thank us however you want, although we do prefer cash. But first - the Dancing On Ice judges. Has anyone else noticed that Ruthie Henshall seems to be gunning for Skeletor Judge's crown as most deliberately nasty judge? Time after time she's given the lowest marks of any of the Dancing On Ice judges. Thank heavens that Ben From Lost Judge is still there to balance it all out. Phew. Anyway, here's our Dancing On Ice rundown for Zoe Salmon, Roxanne Pallett and Todd Carty...
Time for another Dancing On Ice rundown. You can thank us however you want, although we do prefer cash. But first - the Dancing On Ice judges. Has anyone else noticed that Ruthie Henshall seems to be gunning for Skeletor Judge's crown as most deliberately nasty judge? Time after time she's given the lowest marks of any of the Dancing On Ice judges. Thank heavens that Ben From Lost Judge is still there to balance it all out. Phew. Anyway, here's our Dancing On Ice rundown for Zoe Salmon, Roxanne Pallett and Todd Carty...
Dancing On Ice: Melinda Messenger & Coleen Nolan
As well as being the show where everyone decided that they didn't like Michael Underwood, Sunday's Dancing On Ice was special for another reason. And that was the return of Christopher Dean. For the last few shows Christopher Dean had been out of action with an injury, so he had been unable to open the show with a fancy skating routine. But on Sunday, he and Jane Torvill were back doing what they do best - dressing up like a gay waiter and a chavvy single mother respectively. Hooray! Anyway, here's our Dancing On Ice rundown for Melinda Messenger and Coleen Nolan...
As well as being the show where everyone decided that they didn't like Michael Underwood, Sunday's Dancing On Ice was special for another reason. And that was the return of Christopher Dean. For the last few shows Christopher Dean had been out of action with an injury, so he had been unable to open the show with a fancy skating routine. But on Sunday, he and Jane Torvill were back doing what they do best - dressing up like a gay waiter and a chavvy single mother respectively. Hooray! Anyway, here's our Dancing On Ice rundown for Melinda Messenger and Coleen Nolan...
Dancing On Ice: Michael Underwood Crashes Out
Our Sunday evenings won't be the same anymore - we won't have to hear a whiny bloke moan about his ankle any more. That's right, Michael Underwood is out of Dancing On Ice. We think we know why, too - and it has nothing to do with his Dancing On Ice routine to Kiss last night, either. No, the reason is because Michael managed to drop his partner on her face during rehearsals yesterday. Break your own bones, that's fine, but trying to break someone else's and you're out, sunshine. So, with Michael Underwood gone, here's our Dancing On Ice rundown for Donal MacIntyre and Ellery Hanley...
Our Sunday evenings won't be the same anymore - we won't have to hear a whiny bloke moan about his ankle any more. That's right, Michael Underwood is out of Dancing On Ice. We think we know why, too - and it has nothing to do with his Dancing On Ice routine to Kiss last night, either. No, the reason is because Michael managed to drop his partner on her face during rehearsals yesterday. Break your own bones, that's fine, but trying to break someone else's and you're out, sunshine. So, with Michael Underwood gone, here's our Dancing On Ice rundown for Donal MacIntyre and Ellery Hanley...
Dancing On Ice: Ray Quinn’s Going To Win, The Little Sod
It's the fourth and final day of this week's hecklerspray Dancing On Ice rundown, so you've got a few days off before it all starts again. So what are we most looking forward to on Sunday's Dancing On Ice? Well, Todd Carty, obviously. And that's about it. Oh, and the empty sensation that we're wasting our lives. Those two things. Mainly the second one, now we come to think of it. Anyway, here's our Dancing On Ice rundowns for Zoe Salmon, Jessica Taylor and Ray Quinn...
It's the fourth and final day of this week's hecklerspray Dancing On Ice rundown, so you've got a few days off before it all starts again. So what are we most looking forward to on Sunday's Dancing On Ice? Well, Todd Carty, obviously. And that's about it. Oh, and the empty sensation that we're wasting our lives. Those two things. Mainly the second one, now we come to think of it. Anyway, here's our Dancing On Ice rundowns for Zoe Salmon, Jessica Taylor and Ray Quinn...
Dancing On Ice: Will Michael Underwood Sob To Victory?
It's day three of our epic, nearly three-month look at this year's Dancing On Ice, and we're already bored with it. Anyone want to swap jobs? No, we'll make it. We'll be fine. We just need to wait for the patented Dancing On Ice theme nights to kick in and we'll be OK. We're excited to see which themes Dancing On Ice picks - personally we've got our fingers crossed for a Prog Rock Night and an Everybody Skates While Crippled With Polio Night. Exciting! Anyway, on with the Dancing On Ice rundown - today, Michael Underwood, Roxanne Pallett and Ellery Hanley...
It's day three of our epic, nearly three-month look at this year's Dancing On Ice, and we're already bored with it. Anyone want to swap jobs? No, we'll make it. We'll be fine. We just need to wait for the patented Dancing On Ice theme nights to kick in and we'll be OK. We're excited to see which themes Dancing On Ice picks - personally we've got our fingers crossed for a Prog Rock Night and an Everybody Skates While Crippled With Polio Night. Exciting! Anyway, on with the Dancing On Ice rundown - today, Michael Underwood, Roxanne Pallett and Ellery Hanley...
Dancing On Ice: Can Todd Carty Win, Please?
Do you like Dancing On Ice? You'd better, because it's pretty much all we're going to write about for the next three months. New to Dancing On Ice? Then let us explain it - it's just like Strictly Come Dancing, except it's on ice. And there are about 10,000 judges, who all seem to want to be the mean one. And it goes on for two hours. And in those two hours you'll visibly age by at least four decades. We love Dancing On Ice. But who's going to win? Here's our Dancing On Ice look at Todd Carty and Colleen Nolan...
Do you like Dancing On Ice? You'd better, because it's pretty much all we're going to write about for the next three months. New to Dancing On Ice? Then let us explain it - it's just like Strictly Come Dancing, except it's on ice. And there are about 10,000 judges, who all seem to want to be the mean one. And it goes on for two hours. And in those two hours you'll visibly age by at least four decades. We love Dancing On Ice. But who's going to win? Here's our Dancing On Ice look at Todd Carty and Colleen Nolan...
Jeremy Edwards Skids Off Dancing On Ice
Hooray for Dancing On Ice, the show we've decided to follow three weeks in out of a mixture of boredom and self-loathing. If you missed yesterday's epic, endless, two-hour Dancing On Ice, you missed Jeremy Edwards getting voted off. Jeremy got the boot either because he was rubbish at skating or because of the temper tantrum he threw when he realised that the judges didn't share his love of himself. We have neither the time nor the inclination to find out. But enough about Jeremy Edwards, here's our Dancing On Ice rundown on Donal MacIntyre and Melinda Messenger...
Hooray for Dancing On Ice, the show we've decided to follow three weeks in out of a mixture of boredom and self-loathing. If you missed yesterday's epic, endless, two-hour Dancing On Ice, you missed Jeremy Edwards getting voted off. Jeremy got the boot either because he was rubbish at skating or because of the temper tantrum he threw when he realised that the judges didn't share his love of himself. We have neither the time nor the inclination to find out. But enough about Jeremy Edwards, here's our Dancing On Ice rundown on Donal MacIntyre and Melinda Messenger...
