Articles tagged with: Dancing On Ice
Dancing On Ice: Poxy Old Ray Quinn
Look, we've been doing our best to ignore this, but it has become completely unavoidable, so here goes. The point of these Dancing On Ice rundowns is to profile each contestant throughout the week. All of them. Even the ones we don't like. Even the ones who look like berserk Chucky dolls on the rampage after a bizarre Pinocchio experiment turned them into real boys. So, we're sad to say, here's the Dancing On Ice rundown for Ray Quinn...
Look, we've been doing our best to ignore this, but it has become completely unavoidable, so here goes. The point of these Dancing On Ice rundowns is to profile each contestant throughout the week. All of them. Even the ones we don't like. Even the ones who look like berserk Chucky dolls on the rampage after a bizarre Pinocchio experiment turned them into real boys. So, we're sad to say, here's the Dancing On Ice rundown for Ray Quinn...
Dancing On Ice: Zoe Salmon & Jessica Taylor
Ready for some more Dancing On Ice action? Don't answer that, we know you're not. We were being rhetorical. Anyway, now that Dancing On Ice has been going for a few weeks, we're starting to see the required elements get harder and harder. On Sunday's show, for example, the required element involved spinning around a for bit. We don't know about you, but it's death-defying stunts like that that make us proud to be British. Here are the Dancing On Ice rundowns for Zoe Salmon and Jessica Taylor...
Ready for some more Dancing On Ice action? Don't answer that, we know you're not. We were being rhetorical. Anyway, now that Dancing On Ice has been going for a few weeks, we're starting to see the required elements get harder and harder. On Sunday's show, for example, the required element involved spinning around a for bit. We don't know about you, but it's death-defying stunts like that that make us proud to be British. Here are the Dancing On Ice rundowns for Zoe Salmon and Jessica Taylor...
Dancing On Ice: Coleen Nolan & Roxanne Pallet
Oh thank heavens - the Dancing On Ice theme nights have kicked in with aplomb, and not a moment too soon. Sunday's Dancing On Ice was themed around the 1980s, and for good reason. Not only was it the decade when Philip Schofield's hair last didn't make him look like the Werther's Original grandpa, but it was also the last time on record that Torvill And Dean last dressed anywhere near their ages. Oh, happy times. Anyway, here are our Dancing On Ice rundowns for Coleen Nolan and Roxanne Pallet...
Oh thank heavens - the Dancing On Ice theme nights have kicked in with aplomb, and not a moment too soon. Sunday's Dancing On Ice was themed around the 1980s, and for good reason. Not only was it the decade when Philip Schofield's hair last didn't make him look like the Werther's Original grandpa, but it was also the last time on record that Torvill And Dean last dressed anywhere near their ages. Oh, happy times. Anyway, here are our Dancing On Ice rundowns for Coleen Nolan and Roxanne Pallet...
Dancing On Ice: Ellery Hanley Wobbles Off
Oh Dancing On Ice, how could you do this to us? First you get rid of Todd Carty and now Eller Hanley too? Ellery Hanley was voted off Dancing On Ice last night, and for a very good reason - although he could easily beat you in a fight, his ice skating is dreadful. To be fair, Ellery's routine last night to Come On Eileen had some good points. It's just that none of them happened to include ice skating. Truly, the man was awful. So, Ellery Hanley's out, but here's the Dancing On Ice rundown for Melinda Messenger and Donal MacIntyre...
Oh Dancing On Ice, how could you do this to us? First you get rid of Todd Carty and now Eller Hanley too? Ellery Hanley was voted off Dancing On Ice last night, and for a very good reason - although he could easily beat you in a fight, his ice skating is dreadful. To be fair, Ellery's routine last night to Come On Eileen had some good points. It's just that none of them happened to include ice skating. Truly, the man was awful. So, Ellery Hanley's out, but here's the Dancing On Ice rundown for Melinda Messenger and Donal MacIntyre...
Dancing On Ice: Jessica Taylor And Ray Quinn (Again)
Here it is again, the fourth and final installment of this week's Dancing On Ice contestant rundowns. But before we get into any of that, did you know that both Philip Schofield and Holly Willoughby are now on Twitter? It's true, and it's fuelled our desire to see Dancing On Ice completely Twitterfied by the end of the series. There's still a long way to go, though. Twitter.com/baldyskeletorjudge doesn't even exist yet. For shame. Anyway, here's the Dancing On Ice rundown for Jessica Taylor and Ray Quinn...
Here it is again, the fourth and final installment of this week's Dancing On Ice contestant rundowns. But before we get into any of that, did you know that both Philip Schofield and Holly Willoughby are now on Twitter? It's true, and it's fuelled our desire to see Dancing On Ice completely Twitterfied by the end of the series. There's still a long way to go, though. Twitter.com/baldyskeletorjudge doesn't even exist yet. For shame. Anyway, here's the Dancing On Ice rundown for Jessica Taylor and Ray Quinn...
Dancing On Ice: Coleen Nolan & Zoe Salmon
Oh, the Dancing On Ice midweek lull. How we hate you. Last week's show is now fading from memory, and we still have over half a week before the next one begins. What will it bring? Who'll skate well? Who'll skate badly? What desperately pre-rehearsed facial expression will Skeletor Judge pull when everyone boos his name? How many times will Holly Willoughby say 'thank you' to the judges within the space of one sentence? More than five? We just can't wait to find out. In the meantime, though, here's the Dancing On Ice rundown for Coleen Nolan and Zoe Salmon...
Oh, the Dancing On Ice midweek lull. How we hate you. Last week's show is now fading from memory, and we still have over half a week before the next one begins. What will it bring? Who'll skate well? Who'll skate badly? What desperately pre-rehearsed facial expression will Skeletor Judge pull when everyone boos his name? How many times will Holly Willoughby say 'thank you' to the judges within the space of one sentence? More than five? We just can't wait to find out. In the meantime, though, here's the Dancing On Ice rundown for Coleen Nolan and Zoe Salmon...
Dancing On Ice: Ellery Hanley & Roxanne Pallett
You know, the more we think about it, the more annoyed we are that Dancing On Ice got rid of Todd Carty on Sunday. Because, really, what fun is left to be had from Dancing On Ice now? The opening Torvill And Dean dance number? Um, no. The catty banter between the judges? We'd rather be smashed in the face with a hammer. The distant possibility that Donal MacIntrye is going to scar his face really quite badly? Oh yes. That. So here's our Dancing On Ice rundown for Ellery Hanley and Roxanne Pallett...
You know, the more we think about it, the more annoyed we are that Dancing On Ice got rid of Todd Carty on Sunday. Because, really, what fun is left to be had from Dancing On Ice now? The opening Torvill And Dean dance number? Um, no. The catty banter between the judges? We'd rather be smashed in the face with a hammer. The distant possibility that Donal MacIntrye is going to scar his face really quite badly? Oh yes. That. So here's our Dancing On Ice rundown for Ellery Hanley and Roxanne Pallett...
Dancing On Ice: Todd Carty Gone! NOOOOOO!
Right, our last reason to watch Dancing On Ice has now vanished for good - Todd Carty's been voted off. Don't you people understand? Todd Carty was meant to be the glorious popular underdog all through Dancing On Ice, and he was supposed to win it. And he was supposed to make a mockery of Dancing On Ice and kill it off forever. But, oh no, you have to go and make it all about 'skating', don't you. Bleurgh. Anway, here's part one of this week's Dancing On Ice rundown, for Melinda Messenger and Donal MacIntyre...
Right, our last reason to watch Dancing On Ice has now vanished for good - Todd Carty's been voted off. Don't you people understand? Todd Carty was meant to be the glorious popular underdog all through Dancing On Ice, and he was supposed to win it. And he was supposed to make a mockery of Dancing On Ice and kill it off forever. But, oh no, you have to go and make it all about 'skating', don't you. Bleurgh. Anway, here's part one of this week's Dancing On Ice rundown, for Melinda Messenger and Donal MacIntyre...
