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Is This The GREATEST Big Brother House Of All Time?

June 3rd, 2009 By Josh Burt

In just a couple of hours, around thirty waving lunatics are going to be pelvic-thrusting their way into the Big Brother house.

We are going absolutely bananas with anticipation. Who will these people be? Will they be as pretty as the Northern lass from last year who immediately announced that she would never show another human being her breasts as she entered the house, then pretty much left with them both just hanging out? Or will they be more like the Scottish ballet guy who spat at people? We just don’t know. We just don’t know.

What we do know, however, is that some housemates are totally unforgettable. Remember these guys…

Big Brother Betting Odds – Eviction Day, Bye Bye Dale… Surely?

March 25th, 2009 By hecklerspray staff

After another night of boredom, Dale and Stuart face the public with only one outcome looking possible… Bye Dale, your time in the Big Brother house is up.

They have yawned their way through the week only getting animated when nature called, yet it does seem slightly unreal that next week there will be no Dale – or, as an outside bet, no Stuart.

But with the odds changing regularly, who are we to say that Stu will remain an outside bet? To be perfectly sure, you’d have to check Paddy Power. But, to be honest, Stu will most likely remain an outside bet.

Big Brother Betting Odds – Dale Out? Most Likely, Yes

March 25th, 2009 By hecklerspray staff

No change then. Dale and Stuart are just as boring as they were yesterday – and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that…

Thank God for Rex and Nicole. At least their arguments are keeping things interesting while the dullest eviction ever is played out.

While we’re waiting to see which of the beefcakes go – the one with the stupidity and the hat, or the one with the stupidity and the shaved nipples – why not have a look at the latest eviction odds on Paddy Power.

Big Brother Betting Odds – Dale and Stuart up, Which Hunk Will Go?

March 25th, 2009 By hecklerspray staff

So it’s the battle of the Big Brother Hunks this week, with housemates Stuart and Dale both up for eviction on Friday night. Who goes – the teenage girls of the UK will decide.

To be honest, we couldn’t give a toss here which one goes – both of them are boring the pants off us. Watching sulky Stuart lounge about and yawn every now and again is about as interesting as picking at the fluff on a jumper, while Dale’s spontaneous bursts of laughter are about as interesting as a sponge floating on top of the washing-up water.

Even so, these boring idiots can be put to good use by making you some money at Paddy Power, with the latest Big Brother eviction odds.

Big Brother Betting Odds: Have Stu and Sara Shot Themselves in the Foot?

March 25th, 2009 By hecklerspray staff

The knives are out in the BB house after Darnell’s humiliation at the hands of Sara, who instead opted for beefcake Stu.

While Mikey has turned into a human sprout machine – after first refusing to take part in the task, he then decided the best way to chomp his way through 100 sprouts by chewing them up and turning the into some kind of sprout soup. Disgusting!

So Mikey remains favourite to win this BB, which Kat and Darnell his biggest rivals. But what of the others? How do they fair in the Paddy Power stakes?

Big Brother Betting Odds: Dale Out Tonight?

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Eight housemates face eviction from Big Brother tonight, and Sara isn’t one of them. Seriously, why even bother?

Instead, the Big Brother housemates who will all be holding their sphincters in as tightly as possible at about 10:30 tonight are Kat, Darnell, Dale, Stuart, Mohamed, Luke, Rex and Rachel. One of them has to go. We know. Just one. Life sucks, doesn’t it?

So here are the Big Brother betting odds for the eviction of Luke, Dale, Rachel, Rex and Stuart for you to work backwards with, courtesy of Paddy Power…

Big Brother Betting Odds: Nine Housemates Up, Kat To Win?

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

It’s guaranteed that Big Brother will lose one of its favourites to win this week – Friday’s eviction is between nine housemates.

Although the Big Brother eviction was just meant to be between Dale and Luke, a bunch of other housemates decided to discuss nominations in the form of hopeless football metaphors that even a child could decode. So that means that Dale, Luke, Darnell, Kat, Maysoon, Mohamed, Rachael, Rex and Stuart are all up for Big Brother eviction this week. We’ll be discussing that tomorrow, you lucky dogs.

But today, who’s going to win Big Brother? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Dale, Darnell, Luke and Kat, with help from Paddy Power…

Big Brother Betting Odds: Darnell, Mo & Bex Up, Dale To Win?

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

We’ve just been told that last week’s Big Brother eviction was the lowest-rated for seven years. Time for a party!

Why? Don’t you see? It means that hardly anyone got to see Belinda! And the fewer people who are aware of Belinda, the less chance we have of ever hearing from her again! It’s not quite the humane abattoir-style stun-gun and throat-slit dispatch we’d envisioned, but it’s close enough.

Anyway, we’ll get to Darnell, Mohamed and Rebecca tomorrow – because they’re all up for eviction this week – but for now, who’ll win Big Brother? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Dale, Darnell, Luke and Kat, with help from Paddy Power…

Big Brother Betting Odds: Rex & Belinda Up, Luke To Win?

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Another week, another Big Brother eviction looming – this time Rex and Belinda face the boot, posing a series of tricky questions.

Who gets your vote to go? Is it Belinda, perhaps the most annoying Big Brother housemate left this year; or Rex, who’s much less annoying but only because he’s basically just a big waste of massive ginger skin? Oh, let’s just evict them both. And when we say ‘evict’ we mean ‘waterboard’. And when we say ‘both’ we mean ‘all Big Brother housemates.’ Let’s waterboard all Big Brother housemates.

Eviction betting odds tomorrow, but for now – who’s going to win Big Brother? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Dale, Darnell, Luke and Kat, with help from Paddy Power…

Big Brother Betting Odds: Belinda Belinda Belinda To Win?

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Time for another look at Big Brother – the show that not even hoax bombers can stop, more’s the pity.

But aside from amateurish attempts to blow everyone up, what’s been going on in the Big Brother house lately? Not a lot, to be honest. There’s been a lot of talk of energy and spiritualism and out of body experiences, which has made Big Brother seem a lot like one of those crappy hippy shops that sells crystals and beads and rubbishy African frogs carved from driftwood. In short, it’s terrible. And now they’ve put an Australian in, which is hardly bloody helping things, is it?

But who’s going to win Big Brother? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Dale, Sara, Belinda, Mario and Rachel, with help from Paddy Power…