Articles tagged with: Dakota Fanning
Sorry Tweens, Dakota Fanning Is In New Moon And You’re Not
If you're a 14-year-old girl with an unhealthy crush on Robert Pattinson, we have two pieces of news for you. One: don't worry, you'll grow out of it soon. Two: you should probably start practising how to make your eyes all big and haunted, because mimicking Dakota Fanning has just become your best shot at sneaking onto the New Moon set to launch yourself at Robert Pattinson and tear at his face and scream and cry. That's because Dakota Fanning has become a New Moon castmember, ending months of... no, not speculation. What's the word? Teenage incontinence? Yes, that's it.
If you're a 14-year-old girl with an unhealthy crush on Robert Pattinson, we have two pieces of news for you. One: don't worry, you'll grow out of it soon. Two: you should probably start practising how to make your eyes all big and haunted, because mimicking Dakota Fanning has just become your best shot at sneaking onto the New Moon set to launch yourself at Robert Pattinson and tear at his face and scream and cry. That's because Dakota Fanning has become a New Moon castmember, ending months of... no, not speculation. What's the word? Teenage incontinence? Yes, that's it.
Dakota Fanning Much More Excited About Twilight 2 Than You Are
The headline's comparative - if you're 14 years old, that means Dakota Fanning is really excited about Twilight 2. But if you're not then Dakota Fanning could completely ignore Twilight 2 and she'd still be more excited than you. Because, as a normal person with a normal person's idea of the difference between good and terrible, you couldn't be less excited about Twilight 2 if it came with a written confirmation that the final scene would involve Robert Pattinson being kicked in the testicles by a furious mule. Anyway, Dakota Fanning is more excited than that. Because she's almost definitely going to be in Twilight 2 now.
The headline's comparative - if you're 14 years old, that means Dakota Fanning is really excited about Twilight 2. But if you're not then Dakota Fanning could completely ignore Twilight 2 and she'd still be more excited than you. Because, as a normal person with a normal person's idea of the difference between good and terrible, you couldn't be less excited about Twilight 2 if it came with a written confirmation that the final scene would involve Robert Pattinson being kicked in the testicles by a furious mule. Anyway, Dakota Fanning is more excited than that. Because she's almost definitely going to be in Twilight 2 now.
Dakota Fanning To Make Twilight 2 Genuinely Creepy?
As popular as Twilight was, it didn't really fill anyone's quotient of spooked-out kids who put the willies up everyone. Teenagers with comically bad haircuts, yes. But Twilight just didn't have as many freakishly intense, frighteningly composed big-eyed children who look like they crawl out and eat your thoughts at night as we expected. But that doesn't matter, because Dakota Fanning could be in Twilight 2 and she's exactly that. According to reports, Dakota Fanning will play Jane in New Moon, a vampire who 'creates illusions of pain'. We've seen Hide And Seek, so we know she's great at that already.
As popular as Twilight was, it didn't really fill anyone's quotient of spooked-out kids who put the willies up everyone. Teenagers with comically bad haircuts, yes. But Twilight just didn't have as many freakishly intense, frighteningly composed big-eyed children who look like they crawl out and eat your thoughts at night as we expected. But that doesn't matter, because Dakota Fanning could be in Twilight 2 and she's exactly that. According to reports, Dakota Fanning will play Jane in New Moon, a vampire who 'creates illusions of pain'. We've seen Hide And Seek, so we know she's great at that already.
