Articles tagged with: daddy
Amy Winehouse’s Dad Wants Her Locked Up In A Mental Home
Mitch Winehouse, father of beehived bandit Amy, has told the News of the World that he wants his daughter to be sectioned. Just yesterday there were reports that Amy didn’t want her husband to come out of jail. What is it about this family that makes them want to incarcerate their closest relatives so much? Love? And by ‘mental’ home, we don’t mean it in the modern-youthful sense of the word (i.e. a ‘wicked-fun time’) as if the hospice was run by clowns who could heal patient’s injuries with heavy doses of laughter. We mean it in the traditional sense; the Syd Barrett sense; the Jon Bon Jovi sense.
Mitch Winehouse, father of beehived bandit Amy, has told the News of the World that he wants his daughter to be sectioned. Just yesterday there were reports that Amy didn’t want her husband to come out of jail. What is it about this family that makes them want to incarcerate their closest relatives so much? Love? And by ‘mental’ home, we don’t mean it in the modern-youthful sense of the word (i.e. a ‘wicked-fun time’) as if the hospice was run by clowns who could heal patient’s injuries with heavy doses of laughter. We mean it in the traditional sense; the Syd Barrett sense; the Jon Bon Jovi sense.
Lindsay Lohan: ‘Daddy, Please Shut The Hell Up’
Lindsay Lohan’s tether has finally snapped and - thank almighty Christ - this time we aren’t talking about the tether which battles in vain each day to keep her knickers together. This is largely because hecklerspray, essentially, is a ‘news’ source; something which reports events that have at least a hint of ‘new’ about them; if we were talking about that particular tether ‘finally’ snapping you could get us on the Trades Description Act. Nope, this time the tether of Lindsay’s to which we refer is the one which has hitherto held the explosive rage she feels toward her father far back in the constraints of her mind.
Lindsay Lohan’s tether has finally snapped and - thank almighty Christ - this time we aren’t talking about the tether which battles in vain each day to keep her knickers together. This is largely because hecklerspray, essentially, is a ‘news’ source; something which reports events that have at least a hint of ‘new’ about them; if we were talking about that particular tether ‘finally’ snapping you could get us on the Trades Description Act. Nope, this time the tether of Lindsay’s to which we refer is the one which has hitherto held the explosive rage she feels toward her father far back in the constraints of her mind.
