Hey! You know how we thought that Charlie Sheen had gone boring and stopped taking all those lovely, mind-wrecking Class A drugs? Well, we might be in with a bit of luck here because it seems that he’s planning on consuming a lot more, which means he might go mental and die!
See, Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller have been piddling about with a custody agreement concerning some kids that no-one really gives two hoots about… and in this agreement, both have agreed that neither of this depressing duo should have to undergo random drug tests. Or organised drug tests. Or whatever other find of invasive, eye-watering drug tests there may be.
So are they both planning on being absolute drug wrecks, for the sake of their children? Well, mommy and daddy are awfully dull when they’re not throwing up their fix from the crackpipe or filled to the lid on coke while berating a chandelier.
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Staying to the common theme of the internet’s response to Charlie Sheen, this article may be a little repetitive in places, for which we can only apologise.
Anyway, here goes.
Hahahahahaha! Hahahahaha! Hahahahaha! Negotiations between Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller LOL LOOOOL LOL LOLMAO have broken down. PMSL HAHAHAHAHA! TIGER BLOOD! Apparently, Brooke is not happy that Charlie just can’t stop his mouth from saying things when she’s concerned about the welfare of her children HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Winning! Ooops. Sorry bro. PMSLMAO
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Should we all continue to encourage Charlie Sheen to party his way into an early grave? It is becoming apparently that Sheen is reading online opinions of his antics and now enjoying the smell of his own farts a bit too much.
It was kinda funny watching Sheen strip away his Earthly dignity to reveal a solid gold innards with WIN written on it in tiger blood. Initially at least. Now, hecklerspray is getting a feeling that young women who like indie music must get all the time – now his exploits are becoming part of popular culture, it no longer feels like its ‘ours’ and we’re starting to feel unhappy about it all.
And while Sheen has crammed John Lennon’s two year ‘Lost Weekend’ into a matter of months, it seems that while we all will him on to fall from the tightrope, authorities and exes don’t see the thrills and spills of the show being particularly good for Chuck’s children.
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There are some moves people will make to maintain credibility, and there are some moves which end up being quite misinformed.
Can you guess which side Katie Price (or “Jordan” if you prefer her hooker name) being interviewed by Piers Morgan (or “Twat” if you prefer his real name) would fall into?
But what if we throw in the fact that poor Katie broke down in tears during the interview, making out as if she were the victim to Peter Andre’s evil ways?
Then it would be secret option three: you’re only hurting yourself and my god we wish Piers Morgan would just die.
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