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Huzzah! David Duchovny Isn’t Addicted To The Sex Any More!
The world was dangerous back when David Duchovny was a sex addict - you couldn't walk the streets for fear of Duchovny trying to jam his tongue in your ear. But relax, because now comes the news we've all been waiting for - David Duchovny has been cured of his sex addiction! According to a statement released yesterday, David Duchovny has left his sex addict rehab and is back functioning in society as a normal human being with a depressingly watery libido. It still hasn't been made clear what form David Duchovny's sex addiction treatment took, but we hear that he's had an implant fitted inside him that, whenever he feels a slight sensation of arousal, causes one of his testicles to inflate to the size of a bus, glow bright red and play I Wanna Sex You Up by Color Me Badd at ear-splitting volume. So he won't be going to the swimming pool on Senior Aquarobics afternoon any time in a hurry, that's for sure.
The world was dangerous back when David Duchovny was a sex addict - you couldn't walk the streets for fear of Duchovny trying to jam his tongue in your ear. But relax, because now comes the news we've all been waiting for - David Duchovny has been cured of his sex addiction! According to a statement released yesterday, David Duchovny has left his sex addict rehab and is back functioning in society as a normal human being with a depressingly watery libido. It still hasn't been made clear what form David Duchovny's sex addiction treatment took, but we hear that he's had an implant fitted inside him that, whenever he feels a slight sensation of arousal, causes one of his testicles to inflate to the size of a bus, glow bright red and play I Wanna Sex You Up by Color Me Badd at ear-splitting volume. So he won't be going to the swimming pool on Senior Aquarobics afternoon any time in a hurry, that's for sure.
