Articles tagged with: CSI
Charlie Sheen Earns More Than You
It really isn't very nice reading stories about those acting types and how much they actually earn for what they consider 'work'. Now sure, if it's someone like the Baler losing ridiculous amounts of weight (or putting it back on to be Batman), or generally any kind of actor that's willing to put their body on the line and actually change themselves physically or mentally to help their performance, then fair enough. But when you're Charlie Sheen? Come on. You don't really deserve that much for your acting talent, do you? Sure, you were entertaining in 'Hot Shots', but does that mean you should be able to command $825,000 (about £420,000) per episode of 'Two and a Half Men', thus making you the highest paid TV actor in the US? Apparently it does. Colour us confused.
It really isn't very nice reading stories about those acting types and how much they actually earn for what they consider 'work'. Now sure, if it's someone like the Baler losing ridiculous amounts of weight (or putting it back on to be Batman), or generally any kind of actor that's willing to put their body on the line and actually change themselves physically or mentally to help their performance, then fair enough. But when you're Charlie Sheen? Come on. You don't really deserve that much for your acting talent, do you? Sure, you were entertaining in 'Hot Shots', but does that mean you should be able to command $825,000 (about £420,000) per episode of 'Two and a Half Men', thus making you the highest paid TV actor in the US? Apparently it does. Colour us confused.
Some CSI Bloke In More Exciting Than CSI Drug Bust
Just watching more than one episode of CSI per lifetime is enough to turn anyone into a snarling drug-addicted mess, so imagine actually starring in it. Seriously, it must mess you up something rotten. Let's take any CSI actor completely at random and see what starring in CSI has done to them. Let's randomly pick, say, Gary Dourdan. It turns out that Gary Dourdan has been arrested for being asleep in his car with heroin, cocaine, Ecstasy and several assorted prescription drugs in his possession. And we chose Gary Dourdan entirely at random. Good job we didn't pick David Caruso, really - just look what being in CSI has done to his hair.
Just watching more than one episode of CSI per lifetime is enough to turn anyone into a snarling drug-addicted mess, so imagine actually starring in it. Seriously, it must mess you up something rotten. Let's take any CSI actor completely at random and see what starring in CSI has done to them. Let's randomly pick, say, Gary Dourdan. It turns out that Gary Dourdan has been arrested for being asleep in his car with heroin, cocaine, Ecstasy and several assorted prescription drugs in his possession. And we chose Gary Dourdan entirely at random. Good job we didn't pick David Caruso, really - just look what being in CSI has done to his hair.
