Articles tagged with: Crystal Harris
Hugh Hefner’s New Girlfriend Completely Different To Her Predecessors
See that headline? That's a complete lie - Hugh Hefner's new girlfriend is gaspingly identical to every single one of her predecessors. Sorry. We just thought that it'd make a nice change from you having to read the headline 'Hugh Hefner's New Girlfriend Is A Dim-Looking Blonde Woman With Great Big Tits' for once. We were thinking of you, honest. But anyway, who is Hugh Hefner's new girlfriend? Why it's Crystal Harris, a dim-looking blonde woman with great big tits and... no, actually that's it. Basically we're saying that if you removed Crystal Harris' hair and breasts, you'd essentially be left with a doorstop.
See that headline? That's a complete lie - Hugh Hefner's new girlfriend is gaspingly identical to every single one of her predecessors. Sorry. We just thought that it'd make a nice change from you having to read the headline 'Hugh Hefner's New Girlfriend Is A Dim-Looking Blonde Woman With Great Big Tits' for once. We were thinking of you, honest. But anyway, who is Hugh Hefner's new girlfriend? Why it's Crystal Harris, a dim-looking blonde woman with great big tits and... no, actually that's it. Basically we're saying that if you removed Crystal Harris' hair and breasts, you'd essentially be left with a doorstop.
