You’re a fan of ladies with legs that are literally as thin as half a sheet of tracing paper? Why, step this way, we have two of ‘em.
Cruz Beckham. Crazy name, crazy guy. Actually, there’s absolutely no proof of that. He is only four, after all. You didn’t know? Oh, yeah, had his birthday party the other day. It was at the Xtreme Martial Arts World Headquarters in Hollywood. We know, totally boring place for a kids’ party, right?
Guess they couldn’t afford the Xtreme Martial Arts Branch Office in Swindon. That’s where it’s really at.
