As if the Spice Girls reunion wasn't going badly enough already, now Emma Bunton has fallen over, knackered her ankle and has to hobble around on crutches.

It's been reported that Emma Bunton - also known as Infantile Spice by her young fans - stacked it onstage during a Spice Girls show in Las Vegas and now she's in a cast. But don't you worry, London-based Spice Girls fans - Emma Bunton has vowed that by the time the Spice Girls' world tour hits London she'll have recovered completely, even if she has to spend 13 hours chewing off her bad leg - cauterising the wound with a red-hot travel iron as she goes - and replacing it with one big penny farthing wheel, a bit like those dogs who go round hospitals have. 

Yes, that's actually what Emma Bunton said.

No it isn't.